“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons
anda found out anda hate someone. No, not just hate. anda FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, anda wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then anda be like "omgomgomg" and then anda get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing anda can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But anda Cinta Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, atau maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... sejak SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, anda need a good Spoon...like a big sup Spoon. 2) Find the person anda hate / atau someone that anda want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure anda take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether anda hate that someone atau not. But anda do hate them. That's why anda are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do anda own a kitten?
* Do anda like honey?
* How far away are anda from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do anda have a family?
* Why don't anda have a family?
Of course, none of these soalan actually matter, only whether anda hate that someone atau not. But anda do hate them. That's why anda are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
anda need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on atau just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). anda need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating atau taking a bath atau something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
~ Serial Killer on spoons
anda found out anda hate someone. No, not just hate. anda FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, anda wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then anda be like "omgomgomg" and then anda get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing anda can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But anda Cinta Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, atau maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... sejak SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, anda need a good Spoon...like a big sup Spoon. 2) Find the person anda hate / atau someone that anda want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure anda take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether anda hate that someone atau not. But anda do hate them. That's why anda are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do anda own a kitten?
* Do anda like honey?
* How far away are anda from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do anda have a family?
* Why don't anda have a family?
Of course, none of these soalan actually matter, only whether anda hate that someone atau not. But anda do hate them. That's why anda are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
anda need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on atau just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). anda need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating atau taking a bath atau something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
A Child's Mind
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything anda may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope anda like it, I've telah diposkan it in my blog too :) - link
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything anda may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope anda like it, I've telah diposkan it in my blog too :) - link
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting imej captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated sejak the smoke atau get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, anda rant so much about how anda have a hard time making choices. Whether anda should work on your assignment atau go out with your friends. Whether anda should tarikh this guy atau that guy. Whether anda should break up with your boyfriend atau not. Whether anda should wear the merah jambu baju, blaus atau the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting imej captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated sejak the smoke atau get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, anda rant so much about how anda have a hard time making choices. Whether anda should work on your assignment atau go out with your friends. Whether anda should tarikh this guy atau that guy. Whether anda should break up with your boyfriend atau not. Whether anda should wear the merah jambu baju, blaus atau the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making anda upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way anda are, atau they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, atau don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying anda for "no reason", it's because they like you, atau is jealous of you, atau it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy Makanan for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines hari gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it seterusnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new utama and thats why anda buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy Makanan for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines hari gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it seterusnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new utama and thats why anda buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau Cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add Rawak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medal ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medal .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.
when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komen plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau Cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add Rawak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medal ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medal .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.
when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komen plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Rawak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this senarai ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope anda liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Rawak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this senarai ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope anda liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a soalan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a soalan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
