“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons
anda found out anda hate someone. No, not just hate. anda FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, anda wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then anda be like "omgomgomg" and then anda get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing anda can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But anda Cinta Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, atau maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... sejak SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, anda need a good Spoon...like a big sup Spoon. 2) Find the person anda hate / atau someone that anda want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure anda take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether anda hate that someone atau not. But anda do hate them. That's why anda are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do anda own a kitten?
* Do anda like honey?
* How far away are anda from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do anda have a family?
* Why don't anda have a family?
Of course, none of these soalan actually matter, only whether anda hate that someone atau not. But anda do hate them. That's why anda are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
anda need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on atau just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). anda need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating atau taking a bath atau something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
~ Serial Killer on spoons
anda found out anda hate someone. No, not just hate. anda FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, anda wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then anda be like "omgomgomg" and then anda get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing anda can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But anda Cinta Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, atau maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... sejak SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, anda need a good Spoon...like a big sup Spoon. 2) Find the person anda hate / atau someone that anda want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure anda take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether anda hate that someone atau not. But anda do hate them. That's why anda are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do anda own a kitten?
* Do anda like honey?
* How far away are anda from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do anda have a family?
* Why don't anda have a family?
Of course, none of these soalan actually matter, only whether anda hate that someone atau not. But anda do hate them. That's why anda are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
anda need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on atau just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). anda need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating atau taking a bath atau something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he berkata that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were Berlakon like Haiwan just because of me and I berkata that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 tahun old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no lebih fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank anda for those who took their time Membaca my story. Goodbye and I hope that anda could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 tahun old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no lebih fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank anda for those who took their time Membaca my story. Goodbye and I hope that anda could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If anda like Tekken and Naruto, anda may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If anda look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. anda tell me: do anda think this should be looked over?