Why Did the Chicken menyeberang, cross the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road atau not. The chicken is either with us atau it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not menyeberang, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do anda mean sejak chicken? Could anda define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road atau the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only menyeberang, cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to menyeberang, cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Plato: For the greater good.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not menyeberang, cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If anda ask this question, anda deny your own chicken-nature.