Why Did the Chicken menyeberang, cross the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road atau not. The chicken is either with us atau it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not menyeberang, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do anda mean sejak chicken? Could anda define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road atau the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only menyeberang, cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to menyeberang, cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Plato: For the greater good.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not menyeberang, cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If anda ask this question, anda deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road atau not. The chicken is either with us atau it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not menyeberang, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do anda mean sejak chicken? Could anda define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road atau the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only menyeberang, cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to menyeberang, cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Plato: For the greater good.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not menyeberang, cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If anda ask this question, anda deny your own chicken-nature.
Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call anda since yesterday!
Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom berkata anda couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never berkata I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there anda are!
Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY atau NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for anda FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom berkata anda couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never berkata I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there anda are!
Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY atau NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for anda FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the bahagian, atas of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
lol
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the bahagian, atas of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
lol
Today,Our soalan is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the pisang contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the Buah ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it
A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to komen your soalan and I'll answer ASAP!
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the pisang contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the Buah ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it
A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to komen your soalan and I'll answer ASAP!
I saw this on cracked.com and I don't have Excel so I want to know if this is real...
1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the dinding and see the pictures.
Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the dinding and see the pictures.
Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
Most of the world's most amazing sights have not been made sejak people .Nature has some of the best attraction.One of the most beautiful places is Niagara Falls ,which plunges into a canyon about 11 km long .It has a pelangi, rainbow as the water chases the sun's light and crash down into the steamy canyon below .
In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.
through the hati, tengah-tengah of South America runs the amazon River.In some places it feels like a sea .as anda can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the saat longest river in the world after the Nile
want to play test game ?
If anda want check this link
link
and if anda don't just skip it
In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.
through the hati, tengah-tengah of South America runs the amazon River.In some places it feels like a sea .as anda can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the saat longest river in the world after the Nile
want to play test game ?
If anda want check this link
link
and if anda don't just skip it
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves-
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to tarikh her atau demi.
So have anda seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
(*)
(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to tarikh her atau demi.
So have anda seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
(*)
(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!
I started a Language contest on the jawapan spot in this group. Here are the winners:
Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives anda lemons, make orange jus and then sit back and wonder how anda did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!
Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!
Round 3) Open.
Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives anda lemons, make orange jus and then sit back and wonder how anda did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!
Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!
Round 3) Open.
(Try Membaca this story with a cowboy atau a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look lebih like squares to me." berkata Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The bintang landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.
Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping Friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks lebih like squares to me" thingy....any way what do anda guys think????
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look lebih like squares to me." berkata Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The bintang landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.
Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping Friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks lebih like squares to me" thingy....any way what do anda guys think????
When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And alih with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if Cinta has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!
This is not mine‚ this was written sejak Donna Miesbach
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And alih with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if Cinta has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!
This is not mine‚ this was written sejak Donna Miesbach