Rawak Article: Funny situations between girls and boys

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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave anda ...
GIRL : Do anda Cinta me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did anda miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were anda away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw anda Ciuman last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say anda Cinta me! Say anda Cinta me!
BOY : anda Cinta me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will anda give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do anda remember when anda proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an jam ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest jam of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't anda ever want to improve??

BOY : I Cinta anda and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have anda ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a tarikh once? atau was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do anda think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

deathding, jessy_an and 5 others like this

a11-swift so funny

jessy_an Lol XD

gwendiamond LOL!

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped sejak terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds mencuri it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket mencuri it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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Why Naruto is the best Anime ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make anda laugh so hard

3.It can make anda cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes anda wish anda lived in the Naruto world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes anda think about it all the time

15.It teaches anda Naruto history

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When anda see them, anda will shit bricks!

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Source: Google

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80 things to do on an exam if anda think you're going to fail anyways

posted by emmett

I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read soalan aloud, Debat your jawapan with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this soalan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...

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Granny Boobs Halloween Scare!

added by Jamie38459

If this doesn't creep anda out, then I dunno what will...

video

granny

boobs

Halloween

scare

Rawak

creepy

stupid

funny

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

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Actress- Charlize Theron

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A Giant Frosted Flake.

added by TheRatKing1

Source: my cereal bowl

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LOL true

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X ray Chest

added by fanfly

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Freedom :)

added by DulceVida

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Benio :(

added by animegrl52p

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Screen Captures/Snapzzz

added by LittleAngel05

Source: LittleAngel05

The Spase

added by asmaortonfan

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Crazy Ruskie

added by camosolidsnake

Source: armoredd.com

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The Schizophrenic House

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Enrique Iglesias Tonight I'm Lovin anda Lyrics

posted by selenagomezfan7

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know anda want me
I made it obvious that I want anda too
So put it on me
Let's remove the angkasa between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that anda move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what anda wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that anda do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight...

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are anda up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any junk, sarap Makanan atau soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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10 things to do in and out of an elevator!

posted by kakalover

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if anda worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell anda to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your kegemaran song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow Rawak people off and tell them what to buy every minit atau so. If anda get in trouble, say anda were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kolar and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

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Bleach Petikan

posted by invadercalliope

I hope anda enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all anda opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't anda see, the resolve to cut anda reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...