BOY : I can't leave anda ...
GIRL : Do anda Cinta me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did anda miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were anda away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw anda Ciuman last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say anda Cinta me! Say anda Cinta me!
BOY : anda Cinta me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will anda give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do anda remember when anda proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an jam ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest jam of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't anda ever want to improve??
BOY : I Cinta anda and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have anda ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a tarikh once? atau was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do anda think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
GIRL : Do anda Cinta me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did anda miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were anda away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw anda Ciuman last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say anda Cinta me! Say anda Cinta me!
BOY : anda Cinta me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will anda give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do anda remember when anda proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an jam ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest jam of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't anda ever want to improve??
BOY : I Cinta anda and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have anda ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a tarikh once? atau was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do anda think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the seterusnya on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't anda take a kerusi, tempat duduk and I will get anda something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Makanan with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the senarai and removed his name from the bahagian, atas of the senarai and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he berkata to the guy, "Because anda have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the senarai ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much anda try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the seterusnya on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't anda take a kerusi, tempat duduk and I will get anda something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Makanan with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the senarai and removed his name from the bahagian, atas of the senarai and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he berkata to the guy, "Because anda have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the senarai ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much anda try!!
A stoner called the api, kebakaran department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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