BOY : I can't leave anda ...
GIRL : Do anda Cinta me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did anda miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were anda away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw anda Ciuman last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say anda Cinta me! Say anda Cinta me!
BOY : anda Cinta me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will anda give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do anda remember when anda proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an jam ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest jam of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't anda ever want to improve??
BOY : I Cinta anda and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have anda ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a tarikh once? atau was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do anda think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
GIRL : Do anda Cinta me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did anda miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were anda away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw anda Ciuman last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say anda Cinta me! Say anda Cinta me!
BOY : anda Cinta me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will anda give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do anda remember when anda proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an jam ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest jam of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't anda ever want to improve??
BOY : I Cinta anda and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have anda ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a tarikh once? atau was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do anda think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
DEMENTED POEMS
Ros are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Ros are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Ros are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tunjuk me your tits
Ros make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda Cinta it up the shitter
Ros are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Ros are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Ros are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Ros are shit
Violets are crap
tunjuk me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Ros are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down
Ros are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Ros are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Ros are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Ros are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tunjuk me your tits
Ros make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda Cinta it up the shitter
Ros are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Ros are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Ros are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Ros are shit
Violets are crap
tunjuk me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Ros are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down
Ros are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi atau Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi atau Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? anda know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let anda go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are anda enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling anda how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? anda know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let anda go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are anda enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling anda how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End