i just copied and pasted it! :P
lebih than useful i found it amusing! :P
1. THINGS anda CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send anda a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long anda can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, atau try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as anda can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh atau ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because sejak trying too much, anda remember what anda were trying to avoid thinking of. If anda try too little, anda end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing sejak and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag atau knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner atau later one of your mind commands will come true, so anda can convince yourself that anda really have super human powers and waste even lebih time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the jalan with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 saat lebih entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers sejak marks out of ten as anda go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and kasut choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a Rawak word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice seterusnya to being in pain.
Try to menelan your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as anda walk along and add a racing commentary as anda pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make bintang Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand sejak an electric door to a bank atau something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 saat of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved sejak looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy anda can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye atau busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when anda go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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lebih than useful i found it amusing! :P
1. THINGS anda CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send anda a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long anda can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, atau try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as anda can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh atau ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because sejak trying too much, anda remember what anda were trying to avoid thinking of. If anda try too little, anda end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing sejak and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag atau knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner atau later one of your mind commands will come true, so anda can convince yourself that anda really have super human powers and waste even lebih time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the jalan with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 saat lebih entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers sejak marks out of ten as anda go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and kasut choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a Rawak word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice seterusnya to being in pain.
Try to menelan your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as anda walk along and add a racing commentary as anda pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make bintang Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand sejak an electric door to a bank atau something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 saat of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved sejak looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy anda can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye atau busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when anda go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course anda don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights lalu and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Penulisan skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? lebih like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course anda don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights lalu and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Penulisan skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? lebih like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
Flippy
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're baju looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them anda Cinta them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch atau stumach
step 8.Say i Cinta anda again
step 9:walk around them in circles Singing my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say anda hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're baju looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them anda Cinta them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch atau stumach
step 8.Say i Cinta anda again
step 9:walk around them in circles Singing my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say anda hate them
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Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your meja atau forehead.
2 = If anda have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's seterusnya bahagian, atas Model every day.
8 = Ask them every hari to sit seterusnya to them at lunch, but at lunch say anda were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If anda have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's seterusnya bahagian, atas Model every day.
8 = Ask them every hari to sit seterusnya to them at lunch, but at lunch say anda were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
sejak Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives anda happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he atau she will never turn his atau her back on you...... atau betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on anda and stick its self to greed.
anda cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
anda can never again.
He/she will leave anda disappointed and let anda down.
Why should anda look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When anda have God with his Cinta all wrapped around you.
sejak Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives anda happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he atau she will never turn his atau her back on you...... atau betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on anda and stick its self to greed.
anda cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
anda can never again.
He/she will leave anda disappointed and let anda down.
Why should anda look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When anda have God with his Cinta all wrapped around you.
anda just shut the door i fell like lebih when anda say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do anda make sure to Cinta me even though i'm shy do anda ever ever ever think to try? do anda think of me? when anda say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when anda say hi well than anda won't be mine! yes this is Cinta but does it hurt? when i cry? when anda say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i Cinta you! why would say means things why would anda say the stuff that stings why would anda say that word when i know anda much? i don't think i would be with anda if i knew a thing atau two about your life anda backstabbing pisau i trusted anda and yet anda still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs anda a lot.
Don't anda Cinta her?
I do...
I Cinta my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs anda a lot.
Don't anda Cinta her?
I do...
I Cinta my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
