i just copied and pasted it! :P
lebih than useful i found it amusing! :P
1. THINGS anda CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send anda a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long anda can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, atau try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as anda can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh atau ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because sejak trying too much, anda remember what anda were trying to avoid thinking of. If anda try too little, anda end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing sejak and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag atau knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner atau later one of your mind commands will come true, so anda can convince yourself that anda really have super human powers and waste even lebih time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the jalan with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 saat lebih entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers sejak marks out of ten as anda go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and kasut choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a Rawak word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice seterusnya to being in pain.
Try to menelan your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as anda walk along and add a racing commentary as anda pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make bintang Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand sejak an electric door to a bank atau something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 saat of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved sejak looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy anda can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye atau busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when anda go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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lebih than useful i found it amusing! :P
1. THINGS anda CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send anda a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long anda can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, atau try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as anda can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh atau ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because sejak trying too much, anda remember what anda were trying to avoid thinking of. If anda try too little, anda end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing sejak and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag atau knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner atau later one of your mind commands will come true, so anda can convince yourself that anda really have super human powers and waste even lebih time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the jalan with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 saat lebih entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers sejak marks out of ten as anda go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and kasut choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a Rawak word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice seterusnya to being in pain.
Try to menelan your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as anda walk along and add a racing commentary as anda pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make bintang Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand sejak an electric door to a bank atau something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 saat of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved sejak looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy anda can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye atau busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when anda go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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