1. anda can do whatever anda damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. anda can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. anda can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. anda don't having to think about birth control, calendars atau ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. anda can go out and flirt as much as your hati, tengah-tengah desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet kerusi, tempat duduk issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. anda can have male Friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. anda can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. anda don't have to wear thong panties unless anda want to wear them.
14. anda can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. anda don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that anda want.
17. anda can spend as much time as anda want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting anda on a tiny pedestal that anda can fall off of at any moment, unless anda are focusing on your balance all hari long.
19. anda don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the susu carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. anda are free at a party atau bar to talk to who anda please, and anda don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. anda can buy what anda want at the grocery store. So what if anda want to have spageti four nights in a row?
25. anda can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No lebih checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes atau no to an invitation. anda can accept on the spot.
28. anda don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. anda can fill the fridge with fresh Buah and veggies, bottled water, one-percent susu and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bir and Velveeta."
30. No lebih Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal atau Jackie Chan. anda are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a hari if anda want.
31. anda no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. anda can be happy with who anda are, not who he wants anda to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If anda are depressed atau mad at the world for a few minutes, anda don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. anda can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, atau whatever) without being asked, 'What do anda need that for?'
36. anda can eat garlic atau onions without a saat thought about breath mints.
37. anda don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when anda spend the hari at the pantai checking out the lifeguards.
39. anda can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. anda can go to katil in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If anda tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until anda mess it up again!
43. anda can spend your paycheck on what anda want.
44. Your Friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I sertai in?' komen-komen are made.
45. anda don't have to worry if he will atau won't call.
46. No lebih arguments about things anda can't explain.
47. anda can have a clean bathroom with the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk where anda want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when anda go out on those first dates, but they take anda out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, anda can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. anda can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. anda can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. anda don't having to think about birth control, calendars atau ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. anda can go out and flirt as much as your hati, tengah-tengah desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet kerusi, tempat duduk issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. anda can have male Friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. anda can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. anda don't have to wear thong panties unless anda want to wear them.
14. anda can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. anda don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that anda want.
17. anda can spend as much time as anda want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting anda on a tiny pedestal that anda can fall off of at any moment, unless anda are focusing on your balance all hari long.
19. anda don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the susu carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. anda are free at a party atau bar to talk to who anda please, and anda don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. anda can buy what anda want at the grocery store. So what if anda want to have spageti four nights in a row?
25. anda can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No lebih checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes atau no to an invitation. anda can accept on the spot.
28. anda don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. anda can fill the fridge with fresh Buah and veggies, bottled water, one-percent susu and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bir and Velveeta."
30. No lebih Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal atau Jackie Chan. anda are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a hari if anda want.
31. anda no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. anda can be happy with who anda are, not who he wants anda to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If anda are depressed atau mad at the world for a few minutes, anda don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. anda can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, atau whatever) without being asked, 'What do anda need that for?'
36. anda can eat garlic atau onions without a saat thought about breath mints.
37. anda don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when anda spend the hari at the pantai checking out the lifeguards.
39. anda can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. anda can go to katil in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If anda tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until anda mess it up again!
43. anda can spend your paycheck on what anda want.
44. Your Friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I sertai in?' komen-komen are made.
45. anda don't have to worry if he will atau won't call.
46. No lebih arguments about things anda can't explain.
47. anda can have a clean bathroom with the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk where anda want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when anda go out on those first dates, but they take anda out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, anda can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
* orange Lavaburst
* pic, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' merah jambu Lemonade
* strawberi Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Kandi epal, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Buah Pow
* Buah Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* merah jambu Lemonade
* raspberry, raspberi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* strawberi Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C masam Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* pic, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' merah jambu Lemonade
* strawberi Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Kandi epal, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Buah Pow
* Buah Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* merah jambu Lemonade
* raspberry, raspberi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* strawberi Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C masam Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if anda sometimes feel sad atau depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to anda sorry, but if your in any other country, then anda still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When anda think of Chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if anda sometimes feel sad atau depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to anda sorry, but if your in any other country, then anda still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When anda think of Chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artikel like this so here's another one.I hope anda enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks sejak (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a teh party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals sejak say "would anda like to sertai us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the merah jambu fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good atau I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks sejak (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a teh party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals sejak say "would anda like to sertai us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the merah jambu fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good atau I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT tarikh IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
lebih famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
lebih famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone anda meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as anda can.
If anda see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to itik under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as anda can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as anda can.
If anda see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to itik under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as anda can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, atau pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum lebih gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min atau completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting lebih till anda reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, atau pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum lebih gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min atau completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting lebih till anda reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).