1. anda can do whatever anda damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. anda can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. anda can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. anda don't having to think about birth control, calendars atau ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. anda can go out and flirt as much as your hati, tengah-tengah desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet kerusi, tempat duduk issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. anda can have male Friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. anda can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. anda don't have to wear thong panties unless anda want to wear them.
14. anda can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. anda don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that anda want.
17. anda can spend as much time as anda want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting anda on a tiny pedestal that anda can fall off of at any moment, unless anda are focusing on your balance all hari long.
19. anda don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the susu carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. anda are free at a party atau bar to talk to who anda please, and anda don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. anda can buy what anda want at the grocery store. So what if anda want to have spageti four nights in a row?
25. anda can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No lebih checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes atau no to an invitation. anda can accept on the spot.
28. anda don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. anda can fill the fridge with fresh Buah and veggies, bottled water, one-percent susu and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bir and Velveeta."
30. No lebih Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal atau Jackie Chan. anda are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a hari if anda want.
31. anda no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. anda can be happy with who anda are, not who he wants anda to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If anda are depressed atau mad at the world for a few minutes, anda don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. anda can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, atau whatever) without being asked, 'What do anda need that for?'
36. anda can eat garlic atau onions without a saat thought about breath mints.
37. anda don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when anda spend the hari at the pantai checking out the lifeguards.
39. anda can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. anda can go to katil in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If anda tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until anda mess it up again!
43. anda can spend your paycheck on what anda want.
44. Your Friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I sertai in?' komen-komen are made.
45. anda don't have to worry if he will atau won't call.
46. No lebih arguments about things anda can't explain.
47. anda can have a clean bathroom with the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk where anda want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when anda go out on those first dates, but they take anda out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, anda can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. anda can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. anda can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. anda don't having to think about birth control, calendars atau ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. anda can go out and flirt as much as your hati, tengah-tengah desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet kerusi, tempat duduk issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. anda can have male Friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. anda can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. anda don't have to wear thong panties unless anda want to wear them.
14. anda can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. anda don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that anda want.
17. anda can spend as much time as anda want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting anda on a tiny pedestal that anda can fall off of at any moment, unless anda are focusing on your balance all hari long.
19. anda don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the susu carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. anda are free at a party atau bar to talk to who anda please, and anda don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. anda can buy what anda want at the grocery store. So what if anda want to have spageti four nights in a row?
25. anda can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No lebih checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes atau no to an invitation. anda can accept on the spot.
28. anda don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. anda can fill the fridge with fresh Buah and veggies, bottled water, one-percent susu and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bir and Velveeta."
30. No lebih Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal atau Jackie Chan. anda are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a hari if anda want.
31. anda no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. anda can be happy with who anda are, not who he wants anda to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If anda are depressed atau mad at the world for a few minutes, anda don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. anda can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, atau whatever) without being asked, 'What do anda need that for?'
36. anda can eat garlic atau onions without a saat thought about breath mints.
37. anda don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when anda spend the hari at the pantai checking out the lifeguards.
39. anda can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. anda can go to katil in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If anda tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until anda mess it up again!
43. anda can spend your paycheck on what anda want.
44. Your Friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I sertai in?' komen-komen are made.
45. anda don't have to worry if he will atau won't call.
46. No lebih arguments about things anda can't explain.
47. anda can have a clean bathroom with the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk where anda want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when anda go out on those first dates, but they take anda out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, anda can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five minit yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time anda see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that anda are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that anda are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure anda dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five minit yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time anda see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that anda are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that anda are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure anda dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our Cinta anda lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Cinta him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Cinta is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Cinta be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape atau form.
6.Guys anda should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with anda (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Cinta we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When anda (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we Cinta him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Cinta is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Cinta be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape atau form.
6.Guys anda should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with anda (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Cinta we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When anda (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just Membaca some of the Terminator Petikan through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash hari tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. anda might get annoyed sejak it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash hari tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. anda might get annoyed sejak it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
