Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character atau the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free Filem ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our Friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our Friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack atau Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our Friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's bayam in our teeth.
26. There are times when Chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just sejak looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours sejak the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being Lost is to ask for directions.
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character atau the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free Filem ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our Friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our Friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack atau Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our Friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's bayam in our teeth.
26. There are times when Chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just sejak looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours sejak the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being Lost is to ask for directions.
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he berkata that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were Berlakon like Haiwan just because of me and I berkata that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 tahun old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no lebih fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank anda for those who took their time Membaca my story. Goodbye and I hope that anda could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 tahun old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no lebih fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank anda for those who took their time Membaca my story. Goodbye and I hope that anda could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If anda like Tekken and Naruto, anda may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If anda look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. anda tell me: do anda think this should be looked over?
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest anda all sertai in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest anda all sertai in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If anda die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What anda call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what anda call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope anda like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first soalan what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of buku do anda read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d anda go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do anda like to hum atau sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first soalan what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of buku do anda read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d anda go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do anda like to hum atau sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with lebih wise words.
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if anda Cinta Anime and Twilight,
then anda are going to Cinta this!
-They are making an Anime series of the saga!
lebih and lebih the rumor of an Anime Twilight tunjuk is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Anime until 2013!
Sent in sejak (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress