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1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when anda don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at anda when anda wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos atau have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if anda see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate Penulisan on the bathroom walls.

11. The toilets are hard to flush.

12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.

13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and anda almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.

14. The kids Cinta to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)

15. The most "popular" kids make fun of anda if anda don't have cell phone atau some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)

16. The kids always make fun of anda for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.

17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.

18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this Makanan is just ridiculous.

19. If anda chew gum anda write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if anda get in a word fight, anda only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.

20. If anda stand up atau talk, anda have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done atau your ride is here.

21. If anda have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches anda breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses anda and tell anda that anda need to break it.

22. If anda make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.

23. There are roaches in the gym.

This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits seterusnya Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have anda tried menunjukkan him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like anda - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - ikan Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

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"Giggity!"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy anda hati, tengah-tengah man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half lebih than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps hati, tengah-tengah is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An zaitun pokok can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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50 Rawak soalan people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will anda marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The hari came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing anda know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this anda are on a tarikh with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to Ciuman and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and anda turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of anda are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat atau what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minit when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod atau laptop for a week if I left it open again. atau when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the seterusnya table.
Turn around every thirty-seven saat to the people at the seterusnya meja, jadual and ask them if your kerusi, tempat duduk is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever anda see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their meja, jadual and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time anda take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the meja, jadual itself; and make sure to make...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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The tajuk says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off sejak apologizing to like..... The three of anda that probably were Membaca this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror Filem last tahun and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a tahun ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...
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