31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written sejak a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever anda do, don't just tunjuk up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Ciuman in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap anda hard, anda deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if anda want to. If they're going out with anda in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If anda don't sleep with them, do not tell your Friends that anda did.
--8.5. If anda DO sleep with them, don't tell your Friends that anda did.
9. anda can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended sejak it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if anda make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do anda honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets utama safely as often as anda can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If anda aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's utama safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats anda first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" atau something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether anda enjoy it atau not, it just matters that anda went.
18. You're dead meat if anda can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms atau friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out sejak PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If anda don't like the way they drive, anda do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where anda go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. anda forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday atau Krismas atau Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If anda think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt anda lebih if anda draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything anda did wrong will be used against anda in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
Written sejak a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever anda do, don't just tunjuk up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Ciuman in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap anda hard, anda deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if anda want to. If they're going out with anda in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If anda don't sleep with them, do not tell your Friends that anda did.
--8.5. If anda DO sleep with them, don't tell your Friends that anda did.
9. anda can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended sejak it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if anda make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do anda honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets utama safely as often as anda can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If anda aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's utama safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats anda first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" atau something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether anda enjoy it atau not, it just matters that anda went.
18. You're dead meat if anda can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms atau friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out sejak PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If anda don't like the way they drive, anda do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where anda go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. anda forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday atau Krismas atau Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If anda think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt anda lebih if anda draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything anda did wrong will be used against anda in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes anda think 'Hey, I don't care what anda think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, atau stupid. They are three very different things, and if anda don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are lebih reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out Rawak things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, atau stupid. They are three very different things, and if anda don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are lebih reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out Rawak things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a gunung berapi flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell anda 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I Cinta animals
2.I own tons of Manga and Anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i Cinta Penulisan my Manga series *it's not famous*
6.i Cinta going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i Cinta the stars
10.i Cinta to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my Friends on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink sejak putting Chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope anda enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I Cinta animals
2.I own tons of Manga and Anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i Cinta Penulisan my Manga series *it's not famous*
6.i Cinta going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i Cinta the stars
10.i Cinta to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my Friends on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink sejak putting Chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope anda enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of lebih than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities berkata Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of kasut down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," berkata a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen mencuri them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of kasut down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," berkata a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen mencuri them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
