31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written sejak a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever anda do, don't just tunjuk up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Ciuman in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap anda hard, anda deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if anda want to. If they're going out with anda in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If anda don't sleep with them, do not tell your Friends that anda did.
--8.5. If anda DO sleep with them, don't tell your Friends that anda did.
9. anda can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended sejak it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if anda make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do anda honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets utama safely as often as anda can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If anda aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's utama safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats anda first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" atau something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether anda enjoy it atau not, it just matters that anda went.
18. You're dead meat if anda can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms atau friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out sejak PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If anda don't like the way they drive, anda do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where anda go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. anda forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday atau Krismas atau Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If anda think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt anda lebih if anda draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything anda did wrong will be used against anda in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
Written sejak a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever anda do, don't just tunjuk up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Ciuman in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap anda hard, anda deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if anda want to. If they're going out with anda in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If anda don't sleep with them, do not tell your Friends that anda did.
--8.5. If anda DO sleep with them, don't tell your Friends that anda did.
9. anda can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended sejak it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if anda make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do anda honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets utama safely as often as anda can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If anda aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's utama safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats anda first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" atau something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether anda enjoy it atau not, it just matters that anda went.
18. You're dead meat if anda can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms atau friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out sejak PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If anda don't like the way they drive, anda do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where anda go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. anda forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday atau Krismas atau Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If anda think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt anda lebih if anda draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything anda did wrong will be used against anda in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with lebih wise words.
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if anda Cinta Anime and Twilight,
then anda are going to Cinta this!
-They are making an Anime series of the saga!
lebih and lebih the rumor of an Anime Twilight tunjuk is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Anime until 2013!
Sent in sejak (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests anda could try
1: Ask really stupid soalan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid soalan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little kuda, kuda kecil peminat fiction. If anda do not like colorful Kuda with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten lebih popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
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Song: link
This peminat fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten lebih popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
This is a My Little kuda, kuda kecil peminat fiction. If anda don't like talking Kuda that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car tunjuk in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting sejak his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting sejak his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, atau anda will be killed sejak a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
continue reading...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car tunjuk in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting sejak his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting sejak his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, atau anda will be killed sejak a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool yu, ikan jerung movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion atau something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool yu, ikan jerung movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion atau something.. That face image fucked me up..
