So Relatable

"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. lebih than machinery, we need humanity. lebih than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...

How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did anda hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from anda cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...

Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little drummer, acid Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...