So Relatable

if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making anda upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way anda are, atau they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, atau don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying anda for "no reason", it's because they like you, atau is jealous of you, atau it's the spirits clashing.

1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy Makanan for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines hari gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it seterusnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new utama and thats why anda buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber

ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau Cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add Rawak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medal ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medal .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.

when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komen plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.

1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Rawak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this senarai ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope anda liked it!

I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a soalan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???

Q .. Did anda here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan when the sign berkata "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.