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Fairytale of Sipsco - Lyrics
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Sips: It's Krismas Eve bro
At SipsCo HQ
I'm all alone here, just like every year
I pour myself a drink
A pint of mountain dew
I raise my glass up high, and roti bakar our old friend Guy.

Oh who's that bearded one
Outside, dressed like a bum
My god, it's freezing
But he's not squealing
He's got a plan I see
To build a factory
Won't make it on his own
Well I can change that...

Sjin:
We'll have girls big as cars
And a pool full of cash
Now, the fun never ends
Throw your fears in the trash
When the first block of dirt leaves...

The Yogscast - Kim Petikan

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Kim Quotes
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"Yer mum."
"Up yer bum."
"I have hairy balls"
"Boom head shot"
"Just put a plaster on it..."
"Still better than Justin Bieber"
"Uhh... We have noodles!"
"What's with all these explosive red barrels?"
"Jiminy cricket"
"Hooplah!"
"Bling bling bling!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh, Sjin help!"
"Get him, get him, get him!"
"Yip!"
"Turps anda forgot to put pants on again."
"Why Sjin, Why!"
"My 'Drew don't come cheap!"
"Totoro is a cruel master. A cruel, furry master."
"Ohhhhhh dear."
Kubumbo! Go To (Too? Two?)!
"Poke him like it's facebook!"
"That's tight like Benedict's Cumbersnatch."
"DUNCAN!"

The Yogscast - Rythian Petikan

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Rythian Quotes
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"Hello, I am Rythian and this is Minecraft."
"...because why not?"
"Oh, snappity snap!"
"Sips_ was slain sejak Rythian; <Rythian> OWNED"
"Sjin was slain sejak Rythian; <Rythian> OWNED"
"Noxite was slain sejak Rythian; <Rythian> OWNED"
"I am your worst nightmare!"
"Well, this is my land. Time to make it my bitch."
"Christ on a bike!"
"It's fine."
"Fair enough."
(To Nilesy) "Why don't anda take your wood, and your dirt, and shove them up your inventory..."
"The death of Guard Guy shall not be forgotten!"
"Zoey, there's no...

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Screw the Nether Lyrics

posted by OMGZoey

Screw the Nether Lyrics
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Martyn:
It's deep underground, past the bedrock, but don't dig straight down, you'll regret that, but now anda feel brave, equip with your spade, to roam in these caves.

Not looking for gold, this is purple, atau so I've been told, sejak some people, I'll find a few bricks, where the two of these mix, With a couple of clicks, I'll be swinging my pick!

This is all the prep that I go through, even if my tools are just make-do, Moving to the Nether, moving to the Nether, Moving Toooooooo the Nether.

10 blocks is the magical...

How do I Craft This Again? - Lyrics

posted by OMGZoey

How do I Craft This Again? - Lyrics
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Martyn:
You get online and the world forms 'round you
It's been a while, haven't played since point 2!
You break a smile, 'cause you've almost forgot to mine
It's just been such a long time!

And every time you're denied
With all the crafting recipes you've tried!
I'm sure it's ingots with some leather hide...

And now the wiki page is memuatkan slow
It could be wood atau mossy cobblestone!
What was the recipe, I just don't know!
I'm all alone.... Asking!
How do I craft this again?
(Oh oh oh oh)
How do I craft this again?...

Kicky Kicky Flow - Dan lembu, lembu jantan - Lyrics

posted by OMGZoey

Kicky Kicky Flow
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Dan Bull:
Hey!

Turn off whatever tune's on

And listen to this new song

It's BlueXephos, The Yogscast, The Goon Squad

Whatever name anda want to call us,

Fine, let's alih on

And clarify a few things to avoid confusion.

No need for Paypal,

Vouchers atau a coupon

You can see us free of charge,

Like a neutron

We won't blow the roof off,

But we'll put a roof on

Both obsessed with little cubes and I'm not talking croutons.

So get your shoes shone,

to a sheen,

Put your feet upon the futon and us upon the screen!

[Chorus]

I am a dwarf...

Minecraft Krismas - Area 11 - Lyrics

posted by OMGZoey

Minecraft Krismas - Lyrics
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Sparkles*:
It's Krismas Eve, and no snow's falling down
I'm all alone, and there's no one around
Can't pay my bills 'cause I Lost my job
I still got power but my internet's off

I hate this world, but I Cinta this new seed
68954012663
I spawn in a forest with snow on the floor
Could this be the Krismas I was searching for?

My mates went away, and they didn't invite me
My parents aren't dead, no they just don't like me
Put two blocks of snow and a labu together
I made a friend who'll be with me forever

'Cause it's...

The Yogscast - Sjin Petikan

posted by OMGZoey

Sjin Quotes
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"You mother trucker!"
"I wouldn't like to spread that on my Ryvita"
"I- I- I will fight for anda Minty . I..I'll win this for us. Win this for Team..Team... whatever we are. Team Awesome."
"I got these jokers"
"Come here anda son of a gun!"
"Don't worry, I'm a professional"
"Oh crumbs!"
"You haven't heard the last of me Duncan! This means war."
"Oooh! Uranium cells! Lovely jubbly. I'll take those. Aww yeah. Just the ticket to torch his reactor."
"Let's ice these jokers."
"What happens in the hovel... Stays in the hovel"
"Here's a...

The Yogscast - Simon Petikan

posted by OMGZoey

Simon Quotes
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"I'M THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD".'
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PIGOOOO!!"
"FOLLOW ME! I'll LEAD THE WAY!"
"FOLLOW YOU! YOU'LL LEAD THE WAY!"
"Lewis, when there's blame, there's claim." (Talking about Yogcave ruins + Quoting insurance advert)
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! AHHHHHHHHGGGG!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !NOOOOOOOOO!! WHY!!! WHYYYY!!!!! EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS NOW!!!!! NOO!!!!....." (When Bill was found dead in Left 4 Dead 2.)
"Ohhhh, mmmmm, ohh granny..."
"Your fishy goodness really hit the spot...."...

The Yogscast - Sips Petikan

posted by OMGZoey

Sips Quotes
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"That's pretty gay guys ... Prettyyy gay ... It's going to be good 'n' gay."
"If a guy served poop for, like, a fancy makan malam, majlis makan malam party, and he brought it out on a platter, would it be all lumpy? atau would it be like creamy ... maybe steaming a little."
"You gotta Cinta a pump."
"You son of a gun!"
"I'm just gonna make a camp guys."
"Oh, anda know what, anda know what ... Fuck you guys, fuck this game, fuck you!"
"Lick my rapehole Lewis!"
"I'm taking many hits, and not from the bong!"
"Look at this creeper!!! I'm gonna invite him over...

The Yogscast - Martyn/InTheLittleWood

posted by OMGZoey

Martyn Quotes
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"Hello everybody, I'm InTheLittleWood - also known as Martyn!"
"You will always be my miner..."
"Bastardo!"
"Chocolander!"
"Why thank you, Voice-Over man!"
"You've got to be kidding me!"
"Like a bash." (When people tweet their setup menunjukkan them watching the stream with their snacks and drinks)
"So anda know what? I'm gonna leave it there for today. Thank anda very much for watching and I shall see anda all in a little bit. BYEEE!!!!!"
"Synchronized bye? BYEEE!!!!!"
"Kill Toby!" / #killtoby on twitter
"Oo that's nice!" / #oothatsnice...

The Yogscast - Hannah Petikan

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Hannah Quotes
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"In theory..."
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no"
"There we go.."
"It's nice, very nice"
"Oh, shit!"
"This is going to end in tears"
"Fucking hell"
"Such a scrub"
"Oh bloody hell"
"Oh...no.Why?"
"I told you, I fucking told you!"
"But I haven't got my shopping shoes on!"
"Come along, Charles, old boy!"
"Charles Lee, anda absolute bastard."
"And now we're going to die, because Connor's a dick."
"Bugger!"
"I'm sorry Samuel!"
"Uhh" (whenever something unexpected atau innapropriate of nature is berkata atau done)
"This is gonna be amazing."
"Well Shittington shits."

The Yogscast - Lewis Petikan

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Lewis Quotes
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"Fuckin' Hell!"
"Flippin' heck!"
"Are anda alright there, friend?"
"Let me just kill this pig..."
"We're not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction!"
"I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it."
"Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on."
"Ohp?"
"Oh no, anda dead?!"
Look, it's fine
"Um, does anyone have any pork?"
"The thing is..."
"I shouldn't have done that. That's probably cheating."
"Poosh the butan."
"I may die at this point, however..... shit."
"Careful, friend!"...

The Yogscast - Strippin Petikan

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Strippin Quotes
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"The joke's on everyone else because they think I get angry but I don't. I can't afford to, because if I get angry I'd destroy the world."
"You are such a fucking scrub!"
"Shut up and play Parv!"
"Fuck it chisled abs atau no chisled abs if we hit 80k sejak the end of Tuesdays livestream ill take my baju off. anda can quote me on that."
"This is some BULLSH**!"
"Do anda even lift?"
"I don't lift, I LIFT."
"I will lift your fucking house!"
"If anda make me angry I'll destroy the world."
"Bitch I'm Spider-Man!"
"I ain't adding anda on Facebook, son!"
"You fucker elephant!"
"We've been through an awful lot of balls, haven't we?"
"It's time to throwdown, motherfuckers!"

'The Shadow Inside' - Part 2: Too Un-Mushroomy

posted by Gone_Galaxy

- Rythian POV -

Oh god... What was he going to do? Right....um.. Okay, calm down Rythian, calm down, it's gonna be fine, fine, ok?

Right. He needed somewhere selamat, peti deposit keselamatan and secure. Somewhere where Zoey wouldn't be able to hear atau see atau find him... Uh.. Uh... The island! Yes! They had found an island a few days before, Zoey would never look there, she berkata it was too 'un-mushroomy'... Whatever that meant. He could hide there... Ok, ok, what time was it?

Rythian looked at the skylight above- OH GOD IT WAS SUNSET THE SUN WAS GOING IT WAS GOING IT WAS DISAPPEARING OH GOD. Uh... Uh... Uh.... GET TO THE...

'The Shadow Inside' - Part 1: Rythian, I found a pig!

posted by Gone_Galaxy

- Rythian POV -
"Rythian!"
"What?"
"RYTHIAAAAAN!!"
"What is it?!"
"I found a pig!!!"
"I don't care!"
"I'm gonna name him Porky!"

Rythian chuckled to himself. She was so.... Enthusiastic. About everything. He looked down at the book he was reading.

'Azarkhea's Guide To Dimension Jumping'

It was interesting, but not useful to him. He wasn't interested into jumping through dimensions, he wanted to set up as powerful a base he could right here, get rich on powerful minerals, create legendary weapons and armour, and wreck vengeance on Sjin and Duncan. He would tear them apart like little bits of-

"RYTHIAN!!"...

The Yogcast - Zoeya Petikan

posted by OMGZoey

Zoeya Quotes
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"It's okay, he's a creeper now."
Rythian: "In-ter-dic-tion torch." Zoey: "Hehe, dick..."
"I have mushrooms!"
"Rythian, I need a wizard wand, now!"
"Rythian, I'm in space! I flew too high and now I'm in space! This is awesome! SPACE!"
"I had a cendawan village!"
"This fridge is completely science-free... Which means it doesn't work!"
"Oh my gosh!"
"Oh my heavens!"
"Oh my good gravy!"
"Computer! What does the scouter say about his power level? ... It's 604."
Zoey: "No, YOUR-anium." Rythian: "... Brilliant."
"Has the server moved/exploded/left...

Be a bintang - Lyrics - InTheLittleWood

posted by OMGZoey

Be a bintang - Lyrics
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Martyn:
Just a few lebih minit 'til the enemy ship wins
And old D. Walker thinks he's starting to see things...
An ethereal presence appears!
The alarm rings!
Points to the monitor and faintly there's 3 pings
Punches in the co-ords setting course for the zone
By the time he comes around he can't believe what he's shown
Been searching all his life for a place of his own
Seems our lil' old explorer has discovered a utama
Sing!

Yeaaaaah!

You gotta go wild!
Gotta be a star!
'Cus the battle over Nexus is pretty hard!
The final conquest?...

The Yogscast - Nilesy Petikan

posted by OMGZoey

Nilesy Quotes
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"Not on my fuckin' watch!"
"You son of a gun!"
"It's time to....Tekkit to the with Nilesy, Tekkit to the with Nilesy, Nilesy, yeah!!!"
"I'm using my sexy cold voice."
"No, we're getting a little too far into fanfiction there."
"I was lagged... That chicken! I was stuck on the chicken!"
"No, no, we Cinta Iceland! It was a joke!"
"/tp nilesy_ sjin"
"Every pool boy must one hari grow up to be a pool man!"
"Shut up, Sjin, ya bampot!"
"It may have been Snape, but if it was Snape... THEY'RE WRONG! Because my hair is so much...

The Yogscast - Duncan Petikan

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Duncan Quotes
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"Never meet your idols. They'll zap anda with laser eyes."
"I'm like fucking Aragorn!"
"Diamonds? Fuck yeah!"
"Umm... Yeah. Why not?"
"No! Lewis! Come back, come back. It's ok" (When Simon goes mad with power.)
"Here, I made anda some wellington boots!"
"Yeah, SipsCo. is evil."
"I'm gonna go sneak in their base and steal their alarm"
"Don't worry, I've got wood" (Tekkit 61 - Coffee Cravings)
"He's taken out a lot of coolant..."
"Oh dear..."
"Oh god, why?"
"So... Let's make 'em..."
"CAPTIN' DUNCN' AAARRR"
"You can never have enough...