Humphrey was all hoped up to beat Wolfiey's son in a rap battle so when he got there he saw riley sitting waiting : and they soon started with Riley first:
Yo Humphrey, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.
This shit is a Horror flick
but the black guy doesn’t die in this movie.
Fucking with Riley dawg anda gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe anda really don’t have a interest in livin.
anda think these niggas gonna feel the shit anda say?
I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.
Know some real shit tho? I like you.
That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one anda commit suicide to.
Fuck Riley ... call me your leader.
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from leave it to beaver.
I used to like that tunjuk now anda got me in fight back mode.
But oh well if anda gotta go ... then anda gotta go.
I hate to do this. I would Cinta for this shit to last.
So I’ll take pictures of my rear end so anda won’t forget my ass.
And all is well that ends ok.
So I’ll this shit with a ... fuck anda but have a nice day!

[Humphrey]
Ward I think anda were a little hard on the Beaver.
So was Eddie Haskel, Wally and Ms. Cleaver.
This guy keeps screamin hes paranoid.
Quick someone get his keldai another steroid!
Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah.
I didn’t hear a word anda berkata ... hippity-hoo blah.
Is that a tank bahagian, atas atau a new bra?
Look Garth brook has got a fucking boob job!
Didn’t anda listen to the last round Riley?
Pay attention your saying the same shit that he said.
Matter a fact dawg, here's a pencil.
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
and don’t come back until somethin dope hits you.
Fuck it, anda could take the mic utama with you.
Lookin like a cyclone hit you.
Tanktops screamin “Riley I don’t fit you!”
anda see how far them white jokes get you,
boys like “hows Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?”
My moto fuck Riley.
I’ll get them digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow