I was on my way utama from a Camping trip.I saw a serigala, wolf on the side of the road a mile away from my house.
"Dammit lebih bodys everyday."I berkata checking the pulse,"Holy shit!It's still alive!" I berkata picking the unconscious serigala, wolf up and setting it in the back.I soon arrived utama and set it on the couch,I sat down seterusnya to it and turned the news on,
"The president, Barrack Obama, has been assassinated this morning while making one of his speeches..." The news lady says,
"Pff, typical,probably got it from craigs list,"
"Investigators believe the suspect got the weapons from craigs list..."
"Hmm, how does that sound familiar?"I then heard a whimper coming from the serigala, wolf that was now awake..."Hey there,easy, easy.I wish I knew your name..."
"My name is Johnelle"
"Uh... Okay... anda can talk I geuss that's good to know...I am David,are anda hungry?"
"Yes."
"Well good thing I Cinta steak!"I laughed"Do anda want me to take anda outside?"
"Sure!"She smiled I lifted her off the sofa, kerusi panjang and laid her on the rumput in the backyard.I went inside shut the TV off and got the steaks.
"How do anda like your steaks madenmosel?"I berkata in a cheesy french accent.
"Surprise me."She berkata with a beautiful smile,
"I like that answer!"I made a medium rare steak for her and me and we both enjoyed our steaks very much."Well that was good!" I berkata bringing her in side."Where do anda wanna sleep tonight?"
I don't care as long as I'm with you."
"I take that as 'In my room'?"I berkata smiling.
"Dammit lebih bodys everyday."I berkata checking the pulse,"Holy shit!It's still alive!" I berkata picking the unconscious serigala, wolf up and setting it in the back.I soon arrived utama and set it on the couch,I sat down seterusnya to it and turned the news on,
"The president, Barrack Obama, has been assassinated this morning while making one of his speeches..." The news lady says,
"Pff, typical,probably got it from craigs list,"
"Investigators believe the suspect got the weapons from craigs list..."
"Hmm, how does that sound familiar?"I then heard a whimper coming from the serigala, wolf that was now awake..."Hey there,easy, easy.I wish I knew your name..."
"My name is Johnelle"
"Uh... Okay... anda can talk I geuss that's good to know...I am David,are anda hungry?"
"Yes."
"Well good thing I Cinta steak!"I laughed"Do anda want me to take anda outside?"
"Sure!"She smiled I lifted her off the sofa, kerusi panjang and laid her on the rumput in the backyard.I went inside shut the TV off and got the steaks.
"How do anda like your steaks madenmosel?"I berkata in a cheesy french accent.
"Surprise me."She berkata with a beautiful smile,
"I like that answer!"I made a medium rare steak for her and me and we both enjoyed our steaks very much."Well that was good!" I berkata bringing her in side."Where do anda wanna sleep tonight?"
I don't care as long as I'm with you."
"I take that as 'In my room'?"I berkata smiling.
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on hari when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?”
Jane blushed and berkata that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- anda have a very dirty mind. Two -- anda haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
Jane blushed and berkata that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- anda have a very dirty mind. Two -- anda haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
