"Tonight, on bahagian, atas Gear, we have a guest who, quite frankly, might have the entire BBC team out of a job fairly soon. Ladies and gentlemen, Phil Loth!"
Phil walked out onto the set and shook Clarkson's outstretched hand.
"So you're a video game designer...."
"Yes I am."
"Tell us, what sort of things have anda worked on..." Clarkson said, leaning back in his chair.
"Graphics, controls, that kind of stuff."
"What projects have anda worked on?"
"GTA, Need For Speed, stuff like that."
"GTA? What the bloody hell is GTA?" Clarkson asked to a cacophony of laughter from the audience.
"Grand Theft Auto. It's a sandbox game where the sky is the limit, literally."
"Anything you're particularly proud of?"
"Wildlife."
Jeremy was a bit Lost sejak this... "Wildlife?"
"Wait a sec, something referring to my job anda meant?"
"Bloody right, about your job..."
Loth shrugged. "Alright then. I'm proud of all the hard work I put in getting those games fixed up."
"Now that's a proper job, unlike ours... Anyway, onto cars, what was your first one?"
"A red 1977 Chevrolet Camaro." The audience booed that one.
"A Camaro?"
"Yes."
"What is wrong with you?" Clarkson asked to roars of laughter.
"What can I say, I'm a Camaro fanatic. Sorry if anda aren't."
"I can't stand the Camaro! The boot's too small, the interior too cramped..."
"Well, Camaros are what I'm comfortable in."
"Anyway, you're here, to have a go round our track..." He leaned back in the chair. "How do anda think anda did?"
"I think I did quite well."
"You spun it in Chicago!"
"Yep!"
"I mean, let's look... How exactly did that happen?"
(See accompanying video)
"When anda look at it, the tail just steps out. And anda almost got it back, but anda Lost it..." Clarkson berkata after looking at the video.
"Well I don't know what to tell anda there."
Clarkson leaned forward. "You want to know something?" he berkata in a conspiratorial tone.
Phil leaned ke hadapan with him. "Yeah, sure."
"After your lap, Stiggy told me that he was impressed that anda almost got away with that slide... But then anda Lost it and his respect for anda went out the window..." he laughed.
Phil laughed right along with him.
"Anyway, where do anda think you've come?"
After looking at the lap board for a moment, he had his answer.
"I'd say a Jeff Goldblum."
"Goldblum lapped in a minit twenty four. anda think you've beat him? Even with the spin?"
"Yes, maybe, I don't know.."
"Phil..."
Phil leaned in.
"You did it in... One minute... Thirty..."
Phil groaned.
"One... Point...Four."
"Wow."
Clarkson looked astonished. "Unbelievable. anda only Lost seven saat with that spin."
"This is just awesome!"
Clarkson wrote his name and time on the magnetic strip. "You've come between Amber Heard and Bill Bailey!"
"Nice!"
"How was riding with the Stig?"
"Oh it was great!"
"He didn't say much at all, did he?"
Phil laughed. "No, not really."
"That's our tame racing driver... Anyway, it's been a pleasure having anda on."
"Thanks, it was great being here."
"Ladies and gentlemen, Phil Loth!" Clarkson berkata to a pleased audience.
The two of them shook again, and Phil left the set.
"Onto the news..." berkata Clarkson...
Phil walked out onto the set and shook Clarkson's outstretched hand.
"So you're a video game designer...."
"Yes I am."
"Tell us, what sort of things have anda worked on..." Clarkson said, leaning back in his chair.
"Graphics, controls, that kind of stuff."
"What projects have anda worked on?"
"GTA, Need For Speed, stuff like that."
"GTA? What the bloody hell is GTA?" Clarkson asked to a cacophony of laughter from the audience.
"Grand Theft Auto. It's a sandbox game where the sky is the limit, literally."
"Anything you're particularly proud of?"
"Wildlife."
Jeremy was a bit Lost sejak this... "Wildlife?"
"Wait a sec, something referring to my job anda meant?"
"Bloody right, about your job..."
Loth shrugged. "Alright then. I'm proud of all the hard work I put in getting those games fixed up."
"Now that's a proper job, unlike ours... Anyway, onto cars, what was your first one?"
"A red 1977 Chevrolet Camaro." The audience booed that one.
"A Camaro?"
"Yes."
"What is wrong with you?" Clarkson asked to roars of laughter.
"What can I say, I'm a Camaro fanatic. Sorry if anda aren't."
"I can't stand the Camaro! The boot's too small, the interior too cramped..."
"Well, Camaros are what I'm comfortable in."
"Anyway, you're here, to have a go round our track..." He leaned back in the chair. "How do anda think anda did?"
"I think I did quite well."
"You spun it in Chicago!"
"Yep!"
"I mean, let's look... How exactly did that happen?"
(See accompanying video)
"When anda look at it, the tail just steps out. And anda almost got it back, but anda Lost it..." Clarkson berkata after looking at the video.
"Well I don't know what to tell anda there."
Clarkson leaned forward. "You want to know something?" he berkata in a conspiratorial tone.
Phil leaned ke hadapan with him. "Yeah, sure."
"After your lap, Stiggy told me that he was impressed that anda almost got away with that slide... But then anda Lost it and his respect for anda went out the window..." he laughed.
Phil laughed right along with him.
"Anyway, where do anda think you've come?"
After looking at the lap board for a moment, he had his answer.
"I'd say a Jeff Goldblum."
"Goldblum lapped in a minit twenty four. anda think you've beat him? Even with the spin?"
"Yes, maybe, I don't know.."
"Phil..."
Phil leaned in.
"You did it in... One minute... Thirty..."
Phil groaned.
"One... Point...Four."
"Wow."
Clarkson looked astonished. "Unbelievable. anda only Lost seven saat with that spin."
"This is just awesome!"
Clarkson wrote his name and time on the magnetic strip. "You've come between Amber Heard and Bill Bailey!"
"Nice!"
"How was riding with the Stig?"
"Oh it was great!"
"He didn't say much at all, did he?"
Phil laughed. "No, not really."
"That's our tame racing driver... Anyway, it's been a pleasure having anda on."
"Thanks, it was great being here."
"Ladies and gentlemen, Phil Loth!" Clarkson berkata to a pleased audience.
The two of them shook again, and Phil left the set.
"Onto the news..." berkata Clarkson...
WARNING: Rocko gets a little drunk and alcohol is bad if your under age 21 MEANS 21
Rocko climbed the mountain and looked for princess
hay baby '' he berkata a little tippsey
As they started Rocko thought ''I have not howled in years''
But Princess was stund sejak his talented voice
After the howl Rocko took princess somewhere quiet
I Cinta anda Rocko i still cant believe anda recignized me its been years sence alpha school'' princess said
I know'' Rocko said
anda don't look to different except for that scar on your eye'' princess said
Let me take your body to paridice'' Rocko whispered
A BIT LATER
Sir we captured an enemy soldier'' Hutch berkata as he brought in the Russian
Th3y al1 m0st d1e 100934501610
anda I know anda ... Vorkuta'' the Russian berkata
Rocko punched him
Don't remind me of Vorkuta'' Rocko said
I brainwashed y...ou'' was the Russian's final word
Oh no'' Rocko said
TO BE CONTINUED
Rocko climbed the mountain and looked for princess
hay baby '' he berkata a little tippsey
As they started Rocko thought ''I have not howled in years''
But Princess was stund sejak his talented voice
After the howl Rocko took princess somewhere quiet
I Cinta anda Rocko i still cant believe anda recignized me its been years sence alpha school'' princess said
I know'' Rocko said
anda don't look to different except for that scar on your eye'' princess said
Let me take your body to paridice'' Rocko whispered
A BIT LATER
Sir we captured an enemy soldier'' Hutch berkata as he brought in the Russian
Th3y al1 m0st d1e 100934501610
anda I know anda ... Vorkuta'' the Russian berkata
Rocko punched him
Don't remind me of Vorkuta'' Rocko said
I brainwashed y...ou'' was the Russian's final word
Oh no'' Rocko said
TO BE CONTINUED