Alpha and Omega Article: Alpha And Omega- JACKASS

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posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks
"Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a Bola sepak ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY keldai IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a pokok Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate berkata confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the pokok laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are anda trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also telah diposkan it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.

The gorilla.

" okay mooch, what I want anda to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.

Later....

Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to punch him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.

Forest boxing.

Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.

The portal potty.

Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.

Weigie!

Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.

How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!

"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.

Later...

"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the den sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that atau ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said.
Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.

End of episode

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ecology that is super funny

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First Cinta first Ciuman

posted by ninja989

It was a wonderful hari in New York as a German Shepard was woken sejak the warm sun as he woke his dream disturbed. His Cinta Ciuman him it was the collie down the jalan her name has Sophie. Then Sophie came to visit ninja (the German shepard.)

Hi ninja" berkata Sophie

Ninja blushed "hi

Are anda ok?

Me oh yeah

You seem stressed

No I'm fine

They started a Conversation as they walked together but, Sophie kept blushing why? Beacuse she was secretly in Cinta with him but she was to scared to tell him.

Are anda sure Ninja? " berkata Sophie

Well.. There has been something on mind" berkata Ninja shyly

What is it?...

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the fake life chapter 7 alpha and omega

posted by lonehumphrey

hei fellow Serigala please komen and enjoy : )-

When Nathan found out Jon wasn't at the hospital he knew Wright away he had to save him. But how he was miles away from jasper park and one human verses 70 Serigala who will win. nate thought,
So Nathan got the best transportation thing he could get, a doge ram from a house a couple houses away from the hospital.
" Come on work , work." ( ZAP ) " aahhh fuck " Nathan berkata while getting a electricated. " that's a good way to start the hari " he berkata while putting the truck it in drive.
When he drove away no one noticed him driving, " jasper here I come...

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The fornala curse part 1

posted by kingdom123

as i stepped out into the moonlight i knew i wasnt alone.... i felt a... presence, another wolf! it had to be! i could sence that from a mile away! cala...it had to be here she had been hunting me for months she just could never find me, i had been in hiding, but i have finally come out.... but she has found me! i started running as fast as i could! sticks cracked under me as i ran, how could this be? how could she find me! i was stunned as another serigala, wolf jumped on bahagian, atas of me, nala why are anda running so fast? wew! it was only my brother, konar my fellow pack brother, oh konar i was just..uhh...

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the fake life pt 2

posted by lonehumphrey

I have to give credit to ( kateandme) for the ideas so thank anda for the help. Hope anda injoy.

When Nathan woke up he found himself in a cave with his head pounding from dehydration but his foot seemed better somehow. When his eyes adjusted to the light he saw a ( human) but he looked just at it and it was a golden beautiful wolf.
" o holy crap " Nathan screamed while jumping up but only to rebreak his already injured foot.
" Its ok its ok " berkata the golden wolf. " Wwhere am I " Nathan asked. " Your in jasper park its ok I wont hurt anda I just want to ask anda a few questions".
The serigala, wolf berkata while...

"Life with The Pack" Storyline and "Life with Wolves" News!!!

posted by bigmackb

hei guys, Mack serigala, wolf here, i'm just posting this to tell anda guys im Penulisan a new artical and news on my other one.

Ok the new artical "Life with the Pack" is my saat peminat fic ever

it's about a week since Kate and Humphrey and Lill and Garth became mates and life is great tell they run in with a very odd 14 tahun old boy who know's how to hunt, and after they meet, the 3 pack leader's: Winston, Eve, and Tony make a very odd questian for the boy to sertai the pack. how will Humphrey, Kate, Lilly , Garth and the whole pack deal with this boy and how long befor they start a fight atau become friends?

so that's the new artical, now on the news with "Life with Wolves" i have not giving up on it i'm just on writers block and i've thought of all these other articals to write so im just taking a break don't think i'm giving up im not.

well that's basically it so im done, peace bro's and bra's

-Mack Wolf

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Leon's Confession *PLEASE READ*

posted by Red_Pyramid206

Fellow Alpha and Omega Club Members,

I am Chris' Son Leon, the eldest of his children. Lately I have berkata that my hati, tengah-tengah is broken and I Lost my job. Yes, that is true. I forgive the girl who hurt me and we are best Friends as of right now. However, I am embarassed to say that I did not take it well earlier.

After I got the text from my GF, My world shattered. I had just gotten utama from a bulan long assignment and was going to propose to her. After the breakup. I spend most of my morning crying, then it got worse. I turned to alcohol and ended up drinking 2 and a half bottles of liquor. I...

Chapter 5: An Old Friend

posted by MarvelousAlpha

The four Serigala were still waiting for the black serigala, wolf to wake up. Kate saw a small area of red on the girl's side. Blood. Kate walked over to an area of rumput and picked the longest and widest one. She took it and wrapped it around the black wolf's body, covering up the blood. Confused, Humphrey asked, "Umm, what are anda doing?"

She tied a knot on the blade of rumput to keep it in place and answered, "It'll keep her blood inside her body, where it belongs."

"Good thinking," Garth said.

"What do anda think her name is?" Lilly asked the others, after a few minit of waiting.

Kate wondered the same...

"Life with Wolves" story line UPDATED

posted by bigmackb

ok so this is my first peminat Fic so go easy on me.

so basicaly this is a "Life with" story and anda can see it's about alpha and omega.

so the story is about me and my five good friends/band mates and what happens is that their live start suck lebih and lebih and when they kill one of thier rivals men, they leave thier old lives behind sejak getting help sejak their Muzik teacher who lends them a medium sized truck and load ther Muzik equipment, clohtes, and other things and set off but when they get to Jasper park a misteryus thing happens.... read it to find out what it is?

oh and in this peminat fic Kates...

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Chapter 4: An Injured Black serigala, serigala, wolf

posted by MarvelousAlpha

Chapter 4: An Injured Black Wolf

The group of wolves: Kate, Humphrey, Lilly, and Garth were still walking. They hadn't seen atau thought of anything fun as long as they had been in Helena National Forest. Garth was smiling to himself. Kate noticed the smile and wondered what he was thinking about, her soalan was asked for her when Lilly asked, "There's nothing to do, what's with the smile?"

"Humphrey's head stuck in the tree. It was just a funny sight for me."

"Shut it, Gar-" Humphrey began, but was interrupted sejak a loud noise. He stopped in his tracks and looked back, wondering what the loud...

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first come first serve chapter 1

posted by lonehumphrey

It was a warm hari on June 18 2,001and it was also the best hari for 2 adult alphas but the their last.And their names were Mike and megan. It was 9 am and the exact time of birth of two Serigala named Humphrey and Lisa. Their beautiful berkata megan. yes yes they are berkata mike but they didn't know they were being watched. Snap the two Serigala turned their heads but not quick enough. Bang the noise went across the jasper park woods. Its clear berkata the two black market hunters said. hei their are two pups left what do we do. Lets leave them the Haiwan theyll take them.After the black marketers left...

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The Ciuman of Destiny: Chapter 3

posted by HumphreyAlpha

A slight nudge was enough to wake her. She could hear light breathing, and the sound of a paw shifting slightly on dirt. She moved her paw around and felt the surface that she was laying on. Dirt, with some small bits of rock mixed in. She opened her eyes and immediately shut them again. Not because of what she was looking at, though that could be considered a reason, but because her vision had gone black and white, as opposed to the color she had used to enjoy.

What she was looking at was the reason she had been turned into a dog in the first place. Bolt. Of all the places and times for him...

Chapter Prologue

posted by MarvelousAlpha

I've actually been working on this series since I joined Fanpop. Sorry for keeping it from you!!!! Anyways this story might end after 15 chapters atau so. I've had the prologue, chapter 1, 2, and 3 done so far. Those chapters should be up in a few minutes.

Chapter Prologue:

After the moonlight howl, Kate and Humphrey started their walk down the mountain. Humphrey struck a conversation, "It's nice that alphas and omegas can be together now, isn't it?"

"It sure is." Kate answered. She rubbed her head under his chin, making Humphrey wag his tail and smile. He thought back to the fun adventure they...

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The Ciuman of Destiny: Chapter 2

posted by HumphreyAlpha

She stopped running when her legs gave out. She crashed to the ground in a small awan of dust and rumput and simply laid there, sobbing. She stayed there for well over half an hour, and when she had finished, she didn't feel any better.

Filled with a sudden rage that she couldn't control, Mittens turned to find out where she was, and to see if there was possibly anything she could destroy. She was in an alley, surrounded sejak cardboard boxes, rusted oil drums, and a junked car. Her eyes lit upon the boxes and she pounced on them, biting and tearing them to shreds. Having been declawed, her paws...

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Vendetta part 4: to the last man standing

posted by Shepard_

As we walked into the room that housed the NOVA gas chambers a great deal of grief dropped off of all of our shoulders. But our victory was short lived, Dragovich wanted to see the effects of the gas first hand. Me, Reznov, and Neciev were thrown into one chamber and Demetri and Yachov went into the other chamber when Kravchenko turned on the gas i watched Demetri, the man who fought seterusnya to me and Reznov and myself in stalingrad dieing a very painful death, his eyes turned red and bulged out then he fell and vomited all over the glass seperating the two chambers and finally his face turned...

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Life With Scar: Part 37: Jenna Arrives (Part 1)

posted by HumphreyAlpha

Later that day, after we'd both managed to fall back asleep from the story, we got up and made our breakfast: French roti bakar with bacon. Scar helped, sejak morphing into her anthro form and helping cook the bacon, though I saw her nomming on an uncooked piece. I berkata nothing, and that was the end of it.

At around one in the afternoon, I was talking to Phil online, and he was telling me all about how Jenna, his new girl, was the best and everything. I'll admit, I was starting to get jealous, and I heard Scar laughing at me.
"You trying to replace me?" she berkata jokingly.
"Nah. I'm thinking about how...

Vendetta

posted by Shepard_

Vorkuta prison,
"Alexi, my father was a musician in Stalingrad. During the German occupation, the sound of his violin filled the air with magnificent music-Korsakov, Stasov- many of the great nationalist composers, to my countrymen, it was a symbol of hope. To the Germans, it was a symbol of defiance.
Even now his Muzik still haunts me. The Nazis slit his throat while he slept. Collaborating with any Nazi is a betrayal, a betrayal to all of mother Russia. Dragovich and Kravchenko were not troubled sejak such matters. They looked only to advance towards their own interests and agendas..."

(flash...

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Life With Scar: Part 36: A Candu Story (Part 2)

posted by HumphreyAlpha

Very early the seterusnya morning, I was woken rather abruptly sejak Scar as she tossed and turned under the blankets. For a moment, I berkata and did nothing, hoping it would cease on its own. It didn't. After a few minutes, I reached out and gently rubbed her head, hoping to calm her down. Instead, what happened was her eyes snapped open and her jaws clamped down on my hand almost hard enough to puncture the skin. Fortunately, it didn't, and once she had come to, she released my hand with an apologetic whine.
I took my newly liberated hand and scratched behind her ears. Her eyes closed and a smile stretched...

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Red_Devil * Anniversary Edition* Pt.1

posted by Red_Pyramid206

Red Devils

Since its my 1 tahun anniversary on Fanpop, I thought I would post my first series ever!

Humphrey was walking alone one night, on his way to see Kate. He had been having this sense that he was being watcher. Every now and then he would hear this loud sound like a metallic scrapping although he could never tell where it came from. "God please make it stop!" Humphrey cried. The sound became lebih frequent and louder. Humphrey broke into a run as he dashed through the trees. They sounds began to follow him.

"Leave me alone!" Humphrey cried. He was about to make it to the caves when he saw the most...

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The Race: The Competitors

posted by HumphreyAlpha

The cars in my artikel series "The Race" are a wide variety of supercars that are modified to be race ready.

Wolfpack Motorsports: 2010 Maserati GranTurismo MC GT4
07: Sweets Spaur/Rich Spaur/Jon Gies
89: Phil Loth/Jenna Loth/Angelina Jolie
97: Colby Browning/Scar Browning/Sasha Thompson

Risi Competizione: 2010 Ferrari 458 Italia GT
12: Todd Corey/Brittany Chase/Adam Taylor

Omega Racing: Audi R8 LMS
36: Daniel Lucas/Crystal Lucas

Shadow Racing Team: BMW M3 GTS

Falken Motorsports: Mercedes SL65 AMG GT

The other cars are as follows: Jaguar XKR-S GT, Porsche 911 GT3 RS, and the Lamborghini LP560-4 Gallardo.

I'll get pics made of the cars soon, and I'll get them uploaded

The beginning chp1

posted by lonewolf82

Ok so if your wondering what happened with my last series I basically ditched the idea and now I'm starting a new one hopefully this one will be better and I'll get lebih comments. Note that this series will be in my pov. Read my bio to learn lebih about my character.

God, am I hungry. I thought to myself as I walked alone thru the woods alone. "Huh? Who's there?" I sat for moment and listened closely to the sound of the birds. Then I dihidu, smelt a wonderful smell, blood. Oh yeah I'm eating tonight! I thought as I slowly moved towards the smell. As I moved I heard a low growl coming from the dirrection...