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infinite (winston the alpha and southern serigala, serigala, wolf rap)+ the moto rap

posted by garth21

(Yeah.......yeah, uh)
Winston...the_alpha,
Im giving anda a chance to....knock em,
abra..cadabra,
Others,...na-da,
i inspired life,
Fo' you....de-nada,
anda api, kebakaran it up,
But im....the lighter,
The better..the hotter,
Our rhymes..our hotter,
Infinite,
lets open...these products,
Drugs...and weed,
Gb...no gossip,
Yeah....
None of them hatus can be diff-erent,
Try harder....you still aint diff-erent yeah,
Weyre so team infinite,
Anyone one tryna be us
Tell winston and mua so we can start sh.. with it wazzup......
wazzup

Alpha and Omega The Gathering chp 1

posted by OmegaLeader

After about 2 months of Kate's and Humphrey's marriage and Lily's and Garth's marriage its been quite slow, they decided it be best if they live in the same den, Humphrey is learning of being alpha and become pretty good, he and Garth are becoming close Friends and allies but the moose have become less and less around Jasper and its up to Garth and Kate atau will they mess up........

Humphrey: Goodmorning kate

Kate: Goodmorning humphrey so did anda get me breakfest?

Humphrey: no recently the moose has not been a good supply lately

Kate: well may be anda should take Garth anda guys can look for some...

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alpha and omega: castaway part 2.

posted by trueshadowwolf

the air plain crashed. cause the driver was a fucking dumbass. right now im on a fucking beach. im probly on some island atau something. now i got to find the rest of the guys. and its night...just perfect. "THEN HE HAD TO WALK ACROSS THE pantai TO FIND HIS FRIENDS!!!" the announcer said. "HEY SHUT UP!!!" i said. "NO anda SHUT UP SMART MOUTH!!!" the announcer said. i walked across the beach. but the announcer WONT LEAVE ME ALONE. then...i found a body...IT WAS NICKER11500!!! he was laying on the beach. looked like he was still asleep. then i woke him up. "nicker11500 anda ok?" i said. "trueshadowwolf....what...

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are darkest jem traler

posted by mattwolf199

"it takes guts to stay with this pack lone Serigala have ben seen taken pups and wipeing out whole packs in wone go Serigala have seen the out claners and their leeder fang and his lutenint frost paw the word is that they take the puppys and train the wons that survive in to a miitary forse so stay in your caves and keep close to your mate." "if I wrer anda sone go back to your momma and stay close to her" " yes dad"

their is a fight brewing and the leeder of this pack better know what hes doing

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silent hill:the serigala, serigala, wolf theory part 1

posted by humphrey202

`kate?`said humprey. kate was just beginning to wake up from their visit to silent hill. `kate?`he berkata again. finally, kate woke up.`humphrey? what happened? where are we?`said kate.`were home.`said humprey. `how was i knocked out?`said kate. `we were in silent hill.`said humphrey. (flash back) *a crazy giant monster throws kate into thewall* `HOLY SHIT!`humphrey screamed. (present) `ok so tell me what happened.`said kate. (in the past, back before kate and humphrey went to silent hill.) humphrey was driving kate to her dads funeral after he died. `ok so here we make a left, right?`said humphrey. `i think`said kate. she was closing her eyes, trying to get some sleep. (later) that left turn humphrey took, lead them into silent hill. *the radio gives off static* `what the hell?`humphrey said. he saw a girl in the road! *the car swivels off the road and crashes.* kate and humphrey are both knocked out, in a car, in SILENT HILL.

(southern serigala, serigala, wolf album: Dear mr...) tr03 (my daughter)

posted by garth21

My daughter will see everything one day,
i know that cause one hari shey'll know what to say,
When i stop growin to the tarikh of an adult i promise to give her a better life than mine is man it'll change,
if it never didn't;
Fuck that!
I know if it never did then things won't be the same,
Treated like a slave
My whole entire thoughts soon will be erased.
This world is cruel but noone has a choice
But here's the difference i do,
But for now I'm a wussy,
big dicks yeah go head call me a pussy cause i got feelings,
If anda were me yeah anda wont slow down,
this rush is is proof,
My inner thoughts for anda baby...

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alpha and omega the project x part 6

posted by trueshadowwolf

well only me and garth21 were the only ones that were awake. the rest of the guys in the car were asleep. but me and garth21 are still hungry. "hey wait stop the car garth21!" trueshadowwolf said. "why what is it?" garth21 said. "you see that farm?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah." garth21 said. "they have pigs see that?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah." garth21 said. "i bet if we take that pig we can just cook it and make it into bacon anda in?" trueshadowwolf said. "ha ha ha ok lets do it!" garth21 said. we both snuck out of the car and went over the fence. the pig was asleep. they both snuck right...

Jessica and Humphrey an artikel

posted by jason74633

Part 1: First met
It was a bright morning in Jasper Jessica was walking in around she was trying to to a friend.

Jessica: Why it is so hard a find a friend?
Later she heard a noise.
Jessica: Hello Who's there?
Wolf: Hi There.
Jessica Scream in shocked and so does the wolf
Jessica: 'Who are you?'
Humphrey: 'My name is Humphrey'.What is your
name?'
Jessica: 'Jessica'.Please Don't Hurt me.'
Humphrey: 'Hurt you.' 'Why would I hurt someone
as lovely as you
Jessica: 'You think I'm lovely thank you.'
Humphrey: 'Anyway wanna hang out I'm kind was
looking for a friend.'
Jessica: 'I was Looking for a friend too. Sure
I'll sertai anda

the amazing adventures of biohazard and JTHP ( johnny the homicidal.....wait for it!!.....PUPPY!)

posted by JTHMsbabe

"WAIT A SECOND!! AM I.........NAKED?!"

"oh be quite zim!!" yelled the small pup. but to most of our surprized our confused faces, that pup, was nny! "awwwwww!! your sooooooo....ummm....yeah i don't know what anda are!!" berkata gir. nny was only a small pup, the machine zim made did that to him, and trust me, he didn't like the fact that he was a serigala, wolf now,his bulu was LIGHT BROWN, his eyes were a blood red, and for some reason, he had rabies, and thats why he was outside in a cage. "just....go find some...other.. weird ...dog thing k?" berkata zim. zim was careful to not get a sharp bite from johnny, who's small little anjing, anak anjing jaws were sprawled...

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the fake life chapter 17 alpha and omega

posted by lonehumphrey

hei people hope anda enjoy and please read

When eve saw them tied she Lost it for Winston he saw and didn't hesitate. They both went for Nathan. " mom dad wait I made him do it " kaitlyn yelled. But the didn't stop them. Eve got his neck and Winston he went for the heart.

" mom dad stop " she yelled but this time did a 180 with him still tied and that got him out very painfully. Then he ran trying to find a spot to hide. Kaitlyn heard a series of whimpers from Nathan as he ran.
Eve and Winston went to go follow him but kaitlyn got eve down then Winston. " stop, I made him do it I know anda told...

The legend of fangs chapter 2

posted by bloodshot444

"please read the first story before this one thank you"

jack looked at fangs "you cant stay here kid anda will be safer with the pack come back with me and we will take care of you." fangs looked up from the ground and finally gave in realizing that waiting for something that would never happen was useless. when they got back to the pack leaders den jacks wife Donna greeted them fangs looked at her she had yellow bulu and green eyes she had lebih of a calm and wise attitude she was known as the wisest serigala, wolf in all of the pack. They all ate some of the caribou they hunted. fangs ate the first real...

the fake life chapter 16 alpha and omega

posted by lonehumphrey

hei people who read hope anda enjoy and please peminat if anda haven't

When Nathan woke up again he relized what happened and found how to work it. all he has to do is imagine hes a serigala, wolf again to become a wolf. " okay shadow your gonna have to stay here a hari atau so to make sure your healthy so " the doc couldn't finish.

" nope, I have to make things right " Nathan told him getting off the rock. Some people tried to restrain him but he had arms now so he easily picked them up, turned into a serigala, wolf and ran to the someone.
" kaitlyn look I'm sorry what I did the past three years please " he couldn't finish....

Humphrey and the vietnam experience ch6 fighting for the cidiadel (Hue city in tet)

posted by WolfRaider577

it was 1968 and the Tet offensive got even worse the Vietcong and NVA were attacking every base in south vietnam. the marines had to lapor to the old city of Hue (commonly known as the cidiadel)
they had to retake the city form the vietcong.
the marines were told the amry 1st air calvery divison will back them up Humphrey was depressed When kate sends him a hippy letter from utama that said:
go utama leave the war Lets make Cinta and peace
Humphrey was about to put up his letter till Sergio came up to him and took the letter away,
you can read this your crappy hippy stuff after we re capture Hue...

Chapter 10: Under the Moon and stars

posted by MarvelousAlpha

Chapter Prologue: link

Chapter 1: link

Begin:

"Pinned ya!"

"Dang it!" Seth yelled from outside. Dawn was ontop of him, holding him down after he tried a surprise attack on her.

"That's three outta five." Dawn said, getting off of him.

Inside the den, Garth had just turned around to face the group. Kate and Humphrey were wondering why he had berkata you're welcome to Lilly. Garth, knowing what they were thinking, moved out of the way to let them see Lilly. She was sitting there, her tail wrapping around the front of her around her legs. The red and white bunga sitting behind her left ear, keeping the...

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woah kate chapter 5

posted by lonehumphrey

This takes place a couple hours after chapter 4. suscripe and peminat me

Humphrey was napping when he woke up from a noise. bang! "Whaoh." humphrey woke up in middle of the forest. "Mom"? "Yes Humphrey". (In a ghostly voice) "what's happining" he said."I have to tell anda something" " what's that" he said. " if anda follow the path you'll go the right way but lose someone anda love" " what,what do anda mean and where's dad" but the dream ended as fast as it started.

" Humphrey,Humphrey" berkata Kate and Nathan. "What I'm up I'm up"."you were screaming in your sleep" she siad, "wait what do anda mean"."you...

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the war(alpha and omega wars) chapter 3:the flood*strong violent content*

posted by slydog11

*continued* meanwhile at the abandoned base of jasper.john was entering the base and checks it out inside and explore.john:ok we are going inside the base we are getting chased sejak unknown creatures in the woods*bleep* kate:be careful i saw some in the bushes so keep your eyes open! john:ok i will. walks in the base and follows the arrows along the way. finally stops at a lift and starts going on it and the lift goes down.john:um ok i'm going down the lift and i see nothing yet!. john making his way off the lift and saw six aliens creatures out side of the door way. john throws a grenade at...

Humphrey and the Vietnam experience ch4 the siege of api, kebakaran base gloria

posted by WolfRaider577

(zombies time of the season plays in background)
Humphrey and captain Sergio (Who made a full recovery from his leg wound)were sent to a out post called Gloria (who any one that saw the siege of api, kebakaran base Gloria anda know what i am taking about)
right seterusnya to the base was a charlie and nva base
that made daily attacks on the outpost. That following night Humphrey,Garth,and Sergio snucked in the enemy base disguised as charlies, they placed some claymore mines sejak the entrance.
When they left Garth got stepped on a landmine he cut his boot and put a rock on it then he made it back when the mines blew...

Lonewolf's bio

posted by LONEWOLF_94

Wolf's name: Derek

bulu color: Dark Grey

Eye color: Brown

Likes: Hunting, Tracking, Running, Loving my mate, Sleeping, Friends, Family, food,

kegemaran food: Spaghetti

Dislikes: stuck up people, douche bags, and heights

Motto: it ain't easy being me but it's fun, leave me the hell alone if your gonna be a little prick, pass the Makanan man.

small bioish type thingy hehe) I'm Derek (Lonewolf) I Cinta food, Hunting and things that are active, i work out anda know rabbit sprints crunchs log puch ups but gotta stay fit to lead the pack.

The beginning chp2

posted by lonewolf82

So here it is. Remember it's in my pov.

My eyes opened slowly. I got up stretched, and walked out in the cool morning air. I am so hungry. I thought to myself. I looked back into my den. So your still not up huh? Alright I'll go get some plants that will help heal your cuts. I walked outside once again. The ground was damp and cold underneath my paws. Here we go. I plucked a green branch with blue leaves on it. This should do it, i thought to myself as I headed back. Once I got back I started to rip the leaves up. I made a paste from the mashed up leaves and slowly began to rub the paste onto...

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The Race: Part 4

posted by HumphreyAlpha

*4:15 PM*

The rivalry between the 97 WPMS Maserati and the 12 RC Ferrari was going strong sejak this point. They had exchanged places for the entire race so far, and currently the 12 had the advantage. The two cars were in the straighter section of the track, where the Ferrari was slightly faster. The Maserati had the advantage when the track turned to the turns, possessing a larger rear spoiler and front splitter. The Maserati was lebih glued to the track than the Ferrari, which allowed turns at slightly higher speed.
At the entrance to turn 3, the Ferrari made a crucial mistake and slid into a...