#1:
"Let's read Petikan during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, anda can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and anda wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell anda how I really felt about it, but then I... I told anda the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My soalan is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight joining other princesses, (pretending to get lebih and lebih angry) In an event, for the PRINCESSES!!


#4:
"I sense a stereotype, beep, beep, beep"


#5:
Celestia: anda failed!
Mrawkwardreviewer: NOO!! (is heard throwing something into wall).


#6:
"OH MY GOD! IT'S JOHN DE LANCIE!! I got an total nerd orgasm wait now!"


#7:
"Look at the guy watching the CMC's the play.. Probably think "If I were a pedophile I'll be thinking DAAAAMN"........ I'm kidding, he probably isn't thinking that.


#8:
"Well.... Guess THAT's the end of the episode.. Seemed rushed.


#9:
kuda, kuda kecil Mov Spike: Y'know, anda can say "anybody". Instead of "anypony". Frankly I don't see what the point of that is. I would've known what anda had meant if anda had berkata "anybody". Seems to me like that's the kind of thing that everybody's doing just because everybody else is doing it. So...
Mrawkwardreviewer: (thinking EXCATLY what I was thinking at this moment) THANK YOUUU!!..
kuda, kuda kecil Mov Spike: ... What? Look, I'm cool, dude! I'm down! Okay? Frankly I'm just happy to be here today. Let's just zap this jalang, perempuan jalang already, okay? I'm gettin' antsy. [in the distance] Give me a break today, huh? My girlfriend's trying to get me to quit weed.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Wait? Who's your girlfriend?.. Is it Lyra?.. (screaming) DON'T anda TOUCH HER!! (throws something).


#10:
Luna: Since anda choose to fear your princess rather than Cinta her!
Mrawkwardreviewer: Don't cry Luna, I still Cinta you... Not sexually, shut up!


#11:
"Hopefully there's no teh parties.. That's all I can say"..


#12: kuda, kuda kecil MOV DISCORD: PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!
Mrawkwardreviewer: Wow... Fuck anda Discord. Never thought I'd say that.


#13:
Spike: Seems like only yesterday I was saving this place from being totally destroyed. Hey, anda guys remember that?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: anda only mentioned it about fifteen times on the train here.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Don't be A bitch.. He's not use to be celebrated... Calm your tits Dash.


#14:
Spike: That was it? Princess Celestia had anda come all the way to the Crystal Empire just to do that? I mean, whoa, really regal and important!
(the other five glare at him).
Mrawkwardreviewer: NOO!! He was right! Don't glare at him like that!


#15:
Princess Cadance: Don't get me wrong. Life in the Crystal Empire is wonderful, but it's become a little... predictable.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Ohhh... Because she's married... (sarcastically) Great message to the kids.


#16:
"My god! I feel my manliness lowering with each episode!"


#17:
"My laugh is like an orgasm!"


#18:
Shining Armor: anda want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines.
Mrawkwardreviewer: (sarcatically) Yeah, cause the kids TOTALLY know what migraines are.


#19:
Chrysalis: Right anda are, Princess. And as Queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find Makanan for my subjects. Equestria has lebih Cinta than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain lebih power than we have ever dreamed of!
Mrawkwardreviewer: What the hell is Celestia standing there for!.. Just letting her monologue are we?


#20:
(ending catch phrase)
"I'll see anda at the flag pole!"