The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)
The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom Muzik plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t laugh
(Audience laughs)
Howard: OH GREAT FUCKING JOB, WENDY
Wendy: Well excuse me for talking. As if standing around would have helped. We could have done that, and they still would have laughed
(Audience laughs)
Howard: Well, maybe if anda shut that mouth of yours for once, they wouldn’t have a reason to laugh
Wendy: Why should I shut my mouth? Huh? As if anda came up with better ideas
Howard: I got an idea. How about I bring my boss in. anda always seem to shut your mouth around his cock when I’m playing golf with the others
(Audience laughs)
Wendy: Maybe if anda actually loved me like a normal husband, I wouldn’t be seeing him every night
Megan: Can we please just shut up already! I doubt that any of this will help
Howard: Your right. We just need to calm down, and think of a way to get through this
Wendy: Oh yeah, because anda come up with great ideas
(Audience laughs)
Howard: ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT! Mega, Oscar, upstairs
Oscar: (Sitting upstairs with Megan)
Megan: (Looking out the window)
(Downstairs, Howard and Wendy are yelling at each other)
Oscar and Megan: (Sitting still, listening)
(A loud crash can be heard)
Oscar and Megan: ……….
Howard: (Walks in, with Wendy, who now has a black eye) Okay, we were able to patch things up.
Howard: (Sitting in his bedroom, with a bunch of garbage lying around and the windows boarded up)
Oscar: Dad, can we go to the store
Howard: We are not leaving this goddamn house with all that laughing outside
Megan: What about school
Howard: anda don’t need school
Oscar: I think I have some kind of disease
Howard: You’ll live
(Audience laughs)
Howard: AH, I CAN’T TAKE THE FUCKING LAUGHING ANYMORE! I’VE HAD ALL I COULD FUCKING TAKE! I’M ENDING THIS HELL ONCE AND FOR ALL (Walks out of the room)
Howard: (Takes a shotgun and kills Oscar, Megan, and Wendy, and then hangs himself)
Audience: ………..
Bob: (Walks in) Hey, Howard, the front door was open and I- (Sees the dead bodies everywhere) …….. Typical Richardsons
Audience: (Laughs)
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)
The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom Muzik plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t laugh
(Audience laughs)
Howard: OH GREAT FUCKING JOB, WENDY
Wendy: Well excuse me for talking. As if standing around would have helped. We could have done that, and they still would have laughed
(Audience laughs)
Howard: Well, maybe if anda shut that mouth of yours for once, they wouldn’t have a reason to laugh
Wendy: Why should I shut my mouth? Huh? As if anda came up with better ideas
Howard: I got an idea. How about I bring my boss in. anda always seem to shut your mouth around his cock when I’m playing golf with the others
(Audience laughs)
Wendy: Maybe if anda actually loved me like a normal husband, I wouldn’t be seeing him every night
Megan: Can we please just shut up already! I doubt that any of this will help
Howard: Your right. We just need to calm down, and think of a way to get through this
Wendy: Oh yeah, because anda come up with great ideas
(Audience laughs)
Howard: ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT! Mega, Oscar, upstairs
Oscar: (Sitting upstairs with Megan)
Megan: (Looking out the window)
(Downstairs, Howard and Wendy are yelling at each other)
Oscar and Megan: (Sitting still, listening)
(A loud crash can be heard)
Oscar and Megan: ……….
Howard: (Walks in, with Wendy, who now has a black eye) Okay, we were able to patch things up.
Howard: (Sitting in his bedroom, with a bunch of garbage lying around and the windows boarded up)
Oscar: Dad, can we go to the store
Howard: We are not leaving this goddamn house with all that laughing outside
Megan: What about school
Howard: anda don’t need school
Oscar: I think I have some kind of disease
Howard: You’ll live
(Audience laughs)
Howard: AH, I CAN’T TAKE THE FUCKING LAUGHING ANYMORE! I’VE HAD ALL I COULD FUCKING TAKE! I’M ENDING THIS HELL ONCE AND FOR ALL (Walks out of the room)
Howard: (Takes a shotgun and kills Oscar, Megan, and Wendy, and then hangs himself)
Audience: ………..
Bob: (Walks in) Hey, Howard, the front door was open and I- (Sees the dead bodies everywhere) …….. Typical Richardsons
Audience: (Laughs)
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him atau Cinta him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much lebih "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him atau Cinta him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much lebih "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.
Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.
Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.
The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive anda for killing his friends, simply cause anda (sarcastically) apologised.
But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..
Anyway..
That's all I got.
PLEASE LEAVE komen-komen
But know who characters are.
Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.
Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.
The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive anda for killing his friends, simply cause anda (sarcastically) apologised.
But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..
Anyway..
That's all I got.
PLEASE LEAVE komen-komen
Okay.. The first thing anda guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw anda in front of a bus without a saat thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when anda really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him lebih pain.
Anyway.
Not much lebih to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw anda in front of a bus without a saat thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when anda really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him lebih pain.
Anyway.
Not much lebih to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..