Canada24's club.. Article: bahagian, atas 20 Petikan from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

bahagian, atas 20 Petikan from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill anda both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell anda all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill anda both, slice anda open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear anda up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: hei Ty? Who anda think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set sejak our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE anda ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. anda heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome anda freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: anda think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask anda something? Did anda have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So anda can take your god damn lapor and shove it up your ass... And let me tell anda something else.. anda did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that anda created... So anda live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how anda like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few saat were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe anda want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, anda WISH anda had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are anda such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) anda oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

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Best Eminem Instrumental's

posted by Canada24

#1: WHITE AMERICA:

link

#2: GO TO SLEEP:

link

#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

link

#4: RAP GOD:

link

#5: DEMON INSIDE:

link

#6: WITHOUT ME:

link

#7: ROLE MODEL:

link

#8: THE WAY I AM:

link

#9: KIM:

link

#10:

link

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Sorry if the pautan fail.
If so,you can still find it sejak the "names"

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Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

posted by Canada24

Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving anda a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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Iron Maiden -The Number of the Beast ⊱(Lyrics)⊰

posted by Dreamtime

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

I left alone, my mind was blank.

I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.

What did I see?
....

Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy.

Just what I saw in my old dreams

Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

'Cause in my dreams it's always there

The evil face that...

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SlipKnot Lyrics

posted by Canada24

(WHISPERING):
I push my fingers into my, eyyyes.
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the acche
But it's made of all, the things I have to~
(LOUDER):
Taaake!
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way insiiide!
If the pain goes on!

AAAAAAHHHH!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed.
Now, all I do is live with so much fate.
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that.
I've left behind this little fact, anda cannot kill what anda did not create.
I've gotta say what I've gotta say, and then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise.
I guess I'll save...

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Korn - Right now (very dark lyrics, but awesome song)

posted by Canada24

I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...

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The lyrics for.. POETS OF THE FALL - THE HAPPY SONG.. (it's very repeative, but in a good way).

posted by Canada24

(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told anda I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told anda I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told anda I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD anda I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD anda I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD anda I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD anda I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...

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bahagian, atas 4 YouTube Anti Heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies atau people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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(KORN LYRICS - Make Me Bad)

posted by Dreamtime

i Cinta this song i got addicted to it after watching Connor video Kek Cawan 2

so i decide to write the lyrics here.
☆☆☆☆

I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation.
There's so much shit around me.
Such a lack of compassion.
I thought it would be fun and games (would be fun and games).
Instead it's all the same (it's all the same).
I want something to do.
Need to feel the sickness in you.

I feel the reason as it's leaving me, no, not again.
It's quite decieving as I'm feeling the flesh make me bad.

All I'll do is look for you.
I know your fix, anda need it to
Just to get some sort of attention,...

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bahagian, atas 5 scariest serial killers

posted by Canada24

There's most certainly way lebih but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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bahagian, atas 6 only screamo song I like..

posted by Canada24

#6: kambing, daging biri-biri OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If anda lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the saat versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and saat versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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bahagian, atas ten horror Filem that actually effect me

posted by Canada24

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered sejak their on youngest child, who became possessed sejak Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have anda see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once anda see his face in the 'movie', anda never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once anda see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

2

Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

posted by Canada24

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the bahagian, atas of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And anda gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) sejak the way. I'm gonna start a Rawak relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All anda have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a kegemaran character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time.. For Now

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do anda want?...

bahagian, atas Ten most hated Video Game Characters:

posted by Canada24

#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He mencuri a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"

#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the bahagian, atas of everybody's hate list..

#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from...

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bahagian, atas ten good AND bad new episodes of Family guy episodes

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time anda wanted to punch Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I Cinta that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...

merah jambu Floyd - Waiting for the warms lyrics.. (awesome song, despite the dark MEANING of it).

posted by Canada24

Ooh, anda cannot reach me now!

Ooh, no matter how anda try!

Goodbye, cruel world, it's over!

Walk on by~!

Sitting in a bunker.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

In perfect isolation.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

(MICROPHONE!)
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene
Outside Brixton Town hall where we're going to be
(Waiting!)
to cut out the deadwood!
(Waiting!)
to clean up the city!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To put on a black shirt
(Waiting!)
To weed out the weaklings
(Waiting!)
To smash in their windows and kick in...

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bahagian, atas ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

posted by Canada24

#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But anda like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once anda start, anda never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK atau BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I Cinta ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song sejak them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...

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Death Note Part 2

posted by Canada24

Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till seterusnya episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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bahagian, atas 5 Greatest Metallica songs.. (from bahagian, atas of my head, at least)

posted by Canada24

#1: WHOM THE loceng TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the loceng tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the loceng tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before anda die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...