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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill anda both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell anda all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill anda both, slice anda open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?


#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear anda up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!


#5:
Salem: hei Ty? Who anda think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set sejak our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE anda ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. anda heard that?


#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome anda freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!


#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown


#8:
Elliot: anda think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask anda something? Did anda have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So anda can take your god damn lapor and shove it up your ass... And let me tell anda something else.. anda did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that anda created... So anda live with that!


#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how anda like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!


#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.


#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!


#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few saat were no one's trying to kill us.


#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!


#14:
Rios: I can't believe anda want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable


#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, anda WISH anda had moves like that.


#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!


#17:
Salem: Sense when are anda such a god damn boy scot!?


#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!


#19:
Salem: (to Rios) anda oh me a soda.


#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
posted by Canada24
"Gracie, anda alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, anda animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for anda sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, Berlakon like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF anda FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies sejak an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid peminat fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my kegemaran Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story sejak him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The tajuk is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
posted by Canada24
 Vaas
Vaas
Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are anda okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. anda think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and lebih time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...
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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The tunjuk seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking imej and peminat arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the epal, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their epal, apple names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) anda CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, anda look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) anda do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
“(being attacked sejak Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) anda PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, anda shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding anda and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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I know I did this kinda senarai before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has imej so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to YouTube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: anda see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let anda know who Brony Of The bulan is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, atau laughing....
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him sejak telling her that his species are dying. But she has saat thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes sejak killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....
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added by Canada24
#1:
"Let's read Petikan during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, anda can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and anda wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell anda how I really felt about it, but then I... I told anda the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My soalan is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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