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"Dimitri, anda got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what anda did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

anda ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And anda used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko berkata nervously.

"But anda messed up... and left a lot of bad debt. anda left a good friend of mine out of pocket, big time.

Mr Bulgarian steps out from the shadows, and several Russian mobsters begin to surround Niko.

"Hello, Niko" He greeted.

Hello... Mr. Bulgarin.

Jacob [to self] Ras.

"Where's our money?" Demitri and Bulgarin both asked.

"I don't know... I didn't rob you... We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened.. I nearly drowned"

"My hati, tengah-tengah is bleeding" Bulgarin berkata sarcastically.

"I DID WHAT I COULD! I DIDN'T FUCK UP!" Niko cried with sudden rage.

Angered, Bulgarin orders a member of the Russian Mafia attempts to slit Niko's throat. However, Niko ran into cover as everyone began reaching for guns, including Niko himself, who took out the smaller pistol of GTA 4, and Jacob did the same.

Niko and Jacob were now caught in the middle of heavy gun battle, loud gunshots surrounding the background.

"FUCK YOU!" Niko screamed, as he shoot at off view targets.

"Shit! Dimitri and Bulgarin are leaving!.. Jacob. Can anda hold these men while I go after?" Niko cried, still shooting his way though the warehouse.

"Just easy man! The place rammed full man, you'll get us killed my youth. We can catch dem later. Their time will come, trust me!" Jacob said, off view.

Niko reluctantly agreed, and continued shooting, shooting a nearby enamy wait though the head, causing blood to spill onto the wall.

Eventually after a long, intense fight, Jacob and Niko escaped both the Russian troops and responding cops.

"I told anda Dimitri was a snake in de grass!" Jacob cried, after confirming they were now in the clear.

"I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there..."

"Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen? We find out where Dimitri is and then, BAM!.. We take the rest of dem out. Just keep ya head down til then" Jacob replied.

"FUCKIN DIMITRI!... made me kill Faustin! And then he sell me down the river" Niko cried angrily.

"Just cool Niko, di boy's a ginnal, yuh nah see? He gonna make his own downfall. De higher da monkey climb da lebih him expose him batty hole, ya see it?"

I will bring Dimitri down MYSELF. I promise anda this!" Niko replied, still angry.

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Niko finds Roman hiding in the batang of his car.

"Jesus Roman.. What are anda doing in there?" Niko said, almost laughing.

"I got scared... people started calling the house and hanging up.. anda weren't answering your phone! What happened!?" Roman cried.

"We've got a big problem.. Dimitri was not a man of his word" Niko said.

"So we're dead!?" Roman cried.

"More atau less" Niko admitted.

"Great!.. Just great!.. Everything was FINE before anda came... And now this. Thank you. Thanks a lot! Niko!" Roman cried sarcastically.

Niko: [translated] I'm sorry.

Roman. [translated] Whatever.

Brief pause.

"Look.. What's done is done" Roman insisted.

"Yes, but there's a BIGGER problem... That guy I owed money to... He's here now!" Niko berkata worriedly.

"Great!" Roman cried sarcastically.

"I'm sorry... I've ruined your life" Niko berkata sadly.

Roman tried to cheer him up sejak saying, "No. Don't be like that... we can find a way out of this... bunch of idiot Russians..."

"I will kill every one of them!"

"No!... that's exactly what anda WON'T do. We don't have time for revenge.. We can lay low... and start over. Please... come on, let's go back to the apartment... We can pick up our stuff, and then get out of here. I'll call Mallorie, she might have somewhere we can hide out.
WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the bahagian, atas of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And anda gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) sejak the way. I'm gonna start a Rawak relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do anda want?...
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#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He mencuri a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"


#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the bahagian, atas of everybody's hate list..


#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from...
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posted by Canada24
Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till seterusnya episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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posted by Canada24
ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, Cinta to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left anda bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...
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added by Dreamtime
MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know anda won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot anda in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD anda CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...
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posted by Canada24
Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge keldai review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...
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DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D


MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..


DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..


HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..


BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..



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#1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a Rawak magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract anda as I steal your car.

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) anda just been T-Jacked, bitch!

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#2::

Ron: So boss....
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When anda watch the lebih serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.

First off, dreams are suppose to be a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.

Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes anda feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..



Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...
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Nobody has ever made this list.
And now that I'm hooked to him again, I decided to do it myself. Dreamtime says I can make people like bands somehow.. So maybe this will help.

A lot of people don't talk about this guy. Probably cause he is in fact an actual Satanist.
And most of his songs are about black magic and the devil himself.

I do admit that's a bit disturbing for me, as an Christian. But I don't judge people on this stuff..

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#1: EVIL:
It may not be very good. But it introduced ME to him.
So may as well add it as number 1.


#2:...
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Source: deviantart
SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little kuda, kuda kecil characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never menunjukkan him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...
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posted by Canada24
 Gotta Cinta Anderson
Gotta love Anderson
Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As anda can tell sejak the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Here are two previews to peminat fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, sejak the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
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 R.I.P
R.I.P
#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't anda gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told anda when anda were in there, atau were anda so busy playing holier-than-thou anda started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) anda GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side sejak side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now anda understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look ke hadapan to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got perpecahan, berpecah into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song fades...
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