#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... atau I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)
#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here anda go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, anda can try to kill me again later.
#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other people's poop.
#4:
Ian: (smirks) Dude, you're totally gonna lose this one! Burritos are made out of, OK - one: cement, and two: Donald Trump's old skin!
Anthony: Yeah, but I tried both of these things, and they TASTE JUST FINE!!
#5:
Anthony: Let's do.. the skissors!
Ian: What?
Anthony: (points at Scissors) These skissors!
Ian: "Oooh, anda mean the skis-órs? YEAH! LET’S DO IT!!
#6:
Anthony: Let's go, burrito! Come back to me!
[Anthony throws the burrito, which comes back, soaring straight over his head and keeps going]
Burrito: (voiced sejak Ian) SEE anda LATER, F*GGET!!
#7:
Anthony: Anyway, what about the abilty to hear your dog's thoughts?
(Anthony is sitting on a couch, eating a hot dog. A dog stares at him)
Dog: Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! hei give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN HOTDOG!!
#8:
Anthony: How about the ability to turn into water?
(Ian takes a glass of water and drinks it)
Anthony: NOOOOOO!
(Camera pans to Anthony)
Anthony: That's my water!
#9:
Anthony: Yeah, but what about the ability to detect when your friend's feeling really akward, 'cause you've been sitting on his lap this entire time.
Ian: (was sitting on the lap the entire time) Why would anda ever need that power?
#10:
Anthony: (enthusiastically) Dig me a hole to China, burrito! [starts digging] I wanna see some Chinese people!
[After a short while, Anthony stops digging in confusion, and then unearths a blue vase. The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 appears]
The Merchant: Greetings, stranger! What are anda selling?
Anthony: This is...this is a vase!
The Merchant: Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price! [Gives Anthony money in exchange for the vase]
Anthony: (excited) Oh! Eleven bucks?! WOO! YEAH!
#11:
Reporter: (about Smosh) We're reporting live on how an emo-hair loser and bowl-hair reject managed to get so many papar on their stupid video right in this house. (gets attacked sejak zombies)
Anthony: (not realizing it's them) Man, I wanted to make fun of those stupid-haired losers!
#12:
Ian: I'll bet your churro can't be a merah jambu frosted sprinkled donut!
Anthony: Oh, yes it CAN!
Ian: Oh, Yeah!? No it can't because your churro isn't pink, it isn't frosted, it isn't sprinkled , and it's definitely not PINK!
Anthony: Well maybe if I ca-
Ian: Well yeah?! yeah?! so anda know what? F!#K YOU!!
#13:
Narrator: It's been 13 hours, how do anda feel now?
Jim: Must keep working, must never stop working, must always work, I Cinta to work!
Boss: Jim, go home, everybody already left.
(Jim turns to his boss and screen turns red)
Jim (demonically possessed voice): NOT RIGHT NOW CHIEF, I AM IN THE FRICKING ZONE!!
(Jim turns back to his computer and keeps typing)
Jim: (normal voice) I Cinta work I am going I will keep on typing If I stop typing I will die *laughs maniacally*
#14:
Narrator: 15 jam energy, because taking care of yourself with a proper diet and sleep is f**king stupid!
#15:
Dickle: And if anda don't believe the Potter Pill will work for you, just listen to these satisfied customers.
(the customers are seen dead)
#16:
Dickle: It's even FDA approved.
Dr. Peacock: (has a gun over his head) This product is FDA approved.
#17:
Ian: What the hell does GPS stand for!?
Anthony: I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything, like USA.
#18:
Anthony: Let's take a stab at your mom with my dic- (shows book) -tionary!
#19:
Ian: Why did anda tell your grandpa I'm gay?
Anthony: Cause he was old and it made him happy!
#20:
Ian: What was that noise!?
Anthony: I don't know.. anda should go check it out sejak himself, where nobody can hear you, and without bringing any form of weapon, just take this (gives him flashlight).
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... atau I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)
#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here anda go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, anda can try to kill me again later.
#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other people's poop.
#4:
Ian: (smirks) Dude, you're totally gonna lose this one! Burritos are made out of, OK - one: cement, and two: Donald Trump's old skin!
Anthony: Yeah, but I tried both of these things, and they TASTE JUST FINE!!
#5:
Anthony: Let's do.. the skissors!
Ian: What?
Anthony: (points at Scissors) These skissors!
Ian: "Oooh, anda mean the skis-órs? YEAH! LET’S DO IT!!
#6:
Anthony: Let's go, burrito! Come back to me!
[Anthony throws the burrito, which comes back, soaring straight over his head and keeps going]
Burrito: (voiced sejak Ian) SEE anda LATER, F*GGET!!
#7:
Anthony: Anyway, what about the abilty to hear your dog's thoughts?
(Anthony is sitting on a couch, eating a hot dog. A dog stares at him)
Dog: Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! hei give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN HOTDOG!!
#8:
Anthony: How about the ability to turn into water?
(Ian takes a glass of water and drinks it)
Anthony: NOOOOOO!
(Camera pans to Anthony)
Anthony: That's my water!
#9:
Anthony: Yeah, but what about the ability to detect when your friend's feeling really akward, 'cause you've been sitting on his lap this entire time.
Ian: (was sitting on the lap the entire time) Why would anda ever need that power?
#10:
Anthony: (enthusiastically) Dig me a hole to China, burrito! [starts digging] I wanna see some Chinese people!
[After a short while, Anthony stops digging in confusion, and then unearths a blue vase. The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 appears]
The Merchant: Greetings, stranger! What are anda selling?
Anthony: This is...this is a vase!
The Merchant: Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price! [Gives Anthony money in exchange for the vase]
Anthony: (excited) Oh! Eleven bucks?! WOO! YEAH!
#11:
Reporter: (about Smosh) We're reporting live on how an emo-hair loser and bowl-hair reject managed to get so many papar on their stupid video right in this house. (gets attacked sejak zombies)
Anthony: (not realizing it's them) Man, I wanted to make fun of those stupid-haired losers!
#12:
Ian: I'll bet your churro can't be a merah jambu frosted sprinkled donut!
Anthony: Oh, yes it CAN!
Ian: Oh, Yeah!? No it can't because your churro isn't pink, it isn't frosted, it isn't sprinkled , and it's definitely not PINK!
Anthony: Well maybe if I ca-
Ian: Well yeah?! yeah?! so anda know what? F!#K YOU!!
#13:
Narrator: It's been 13 hours, how do anda feel now?
Jim: Must keep working, must never stop working, must always work, I Cinta to work!
Boss: Jim, go home, everybody already left.
(Jim turns to his boss and screen turns red)
Jim (demonically possessed voice): NOT RIGHT NOW CHIEF, I AM IN THE FRICKING ZONE!!
(Jim turns back to his computer and keeps typing)
Jim: (normal voice) I Cinta work I am going I will keep on typing If I stop typing I will die *laughs maniacally*
#14:
Narrator: 15 jam energy, because taking care of yourself with a proper diet and sleep is f**king stupid!
#15:
Dickle: And if anda don't believe the Potter Pill will work for you, just listen to these satisfied customers.
(the customers are seen dead)
#16:
Dickle: It's even FDA approved.
Dr. Peacock: (has a gun over his head) This product is FDA approved.
#17:
Ian: What the hell does GPS stand for!?
Anthony: I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything, like USA.
#18:
Anthony: Let's take a stab at your mom with my dic- (shows book) -tionary!
#19:
Ian: Why did anda tell your grandpa I'm gay?
Anthony: Cause he was old and it made him happy!
#20:
Ian: What was that noise!?
Anthony: I don't know.. anda should go check it out sejak himself, where nobody can hear you, and without bringing any form of weapon, just take this (gives him flashlight).
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say
"I told anda so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This tunjuk is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The tunjuk is an asshole.
But that would lead too him say
"I told anda so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This tunjuk is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The tunjuk is an asshole.
So.. Here's another review..
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This tunjuk has kind of animation.. All Anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This tunjuk has kind of animation.. All Anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I Cinta anda Todd..
Anyway.. The tunjuk is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, seterusnya week sertai me for the conclusion of season 1..
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I Cinta anda Todd..
Anyway.. The tunjuk is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, seterusnya week sertai me for the conclusion of season 1..