Canada24's club.. Article: bahagian, atas ten things I learned from Lazy Masquerade.. (he tends to be a lot DARKER than Mr Nightmare)..

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bahagian, atas ten things I learned from Lazy Masquerade.. (he tends to be a lot DARKER than Mr Nightmare)..

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are lebih SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved sejak them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!

#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already mentioned in #1 as an example. I already mentioned the Guru.
But even worse, an serial killer raped a little girl so hard she gave birth, so the killer went on to rape the CHILD as well. And people thought it would be "funny" to tell people how to make crystals, but really their making poisonous gas and dying, and the guy telling them to do this is AWARE of this. Nightmare ALSO covered this event..

#3: NEVER TRUST STEP FATHERS:
Just ask the movie..

#4: DON'T JUDGE sejak APPEARENCE:
A nice looking guy tried to kill a guy, but a scary looking guy turned out to be really kind, and saved him..

#5: ONLINE GAMERS NEED SERIOUS HELP:
People LITERARY got murdered cause they won the round..

#6: DON'T FUCK WITH 4CHAN:
It never ends well..

#7: SKIN CRAWLERS MIGHT BE REAL:
And their NOT to be fucked with..

#8: AVOID DARK CREEPY LOOKING HOSPITALS:
It never ends well..

#9: NOT "ALL" COPS CAN BE TRUSTED:
One tried stealing a guys daughter at gun point.
Another turned out to be the famish "Ted Bundy" in disguise..

#10: KNOW THE WARNINGS:
If your kid starts killing Haiwan for pleasure.
Then anda KNOW something is up..

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Dreamtime this is an excellent article canada24 :) #4 so true

Another GOOD creepy pasta: KNOCKNG GAME, and AUTOPILOT

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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts atau anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...

Canada24 reviews JEFF THE KILLER

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Let's review the most overrated creepy pasta ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional Emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...

Canada24 reviews INSIDIOUS (spoilers)

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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 atau something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open sejak itself. He...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 5)

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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..

Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. anda don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's lebih for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) hei kiddo,...

bahagian, atas ten Filem hated sejak their actors

posted by Canada24

#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..

#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..

#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new YouTube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....

Weird.. I'm back to HATING the Nightmare on Elms jalan remake..

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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, anda never understood who, atau even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills anda in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...

CANADA24's REVIEW: ... Nostalgia Critic: Teen Titans Go & bahagian, atas 11 Worst Episodes

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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't Cinta Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked sejak the fact this story I'm Membaca is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, atau clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb keldai tunjuk TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm ray has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...

Lonely Island - Great hari lyrics

posted by Canada24

[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife atau the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful hari makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My hati, tengah-tengah is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've Lost my job!
They say "Young man, the...

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4 most BADASS work out songs (lyrics)

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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...

Best of's for all my SPOOF Creepypasta villains.. (Mature, slightly DISTURBING, humor)..

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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):

RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly Creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...

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bahagian, atas ten fastest ways to piss off CANADA24

posted by Canada24

#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..

#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..

#3:
Put on Country Music..

#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, atau drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..

#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..

#6:
Steal his X-Box..

#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..

#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..

#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..

#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..

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3 steps to survive a yu, ikan jerung attack

posted by Canada24

#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The yu, ikan jerung may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. alih slowly toward the pantai atau a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms atau kick atau splash while anda swim..

#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the yu, ikan jerung and the open ocean, alih away, atau else the yu, ikan jerung will feel threatened..

#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the yu, ikan jerung DOSE attack, anda still need to stay calm. I know this is easier berkata than done. But. anda need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..

bahagian, atas eight most BADASS anti-heroes

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#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned sejak Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank istana, castle was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic hari when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, istana, castle swore to "punish" all criminals in...

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bahagian, atas ten Misanthropes (villains who have a serious hatred to humanity)

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Jonah

#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th hari Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing lebih than Haiwan who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...

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bahagian, atas ten GTA characters I PERSONALLY hate.

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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..

#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Bidadari of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE Bidadari OF DEATH.
And within only five minit after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...

bahagian, atas 10 songs that are secretly disturbing

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#1: merah jambu Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE dinding album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between merah jambu and a telephone operator, as merah jambu twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how merah jambu learns that his wife...

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Canada24 jawapan dumb questions: PART 2

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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a soalan on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do anda tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can anda lose your virginity if anda fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With Cinta and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part five

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were anda followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered anda bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck anda ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part three

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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that mencuri Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, anda mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. atau I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't anda just get Lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE anda lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short sejak Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. anda crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short sejak pressing his...

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bahagian, atas ten DICK fathers:

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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...