Roman: (meets Niko at the bot stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took anda so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. anda know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR anda SING!
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Roman: Do anda think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and anda won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come anda with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought anda had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are anda talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! anda DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. anda KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with anda destroying my property.
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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN sejak SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko susu container) anda happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.
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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked sejak the old and pahit into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are anda sleeping anda FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK anda ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the Cinta of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
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Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought anda were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a pam action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: anda KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did anda expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.
Niko: Not know Roman.
Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?
Niko: anda know I don't care for that shit cousin.
Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.
Niko: ... Really?
Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!
Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!
Roman: (on phone) I know right.
Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!
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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.
The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).
Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.
Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!
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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) hei Johnny.
Johnny: (dialing phone) hei Niko.
Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).
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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)
Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves anda right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his kegemaran downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Cinta Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
(20 minit later)
Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot anda see at taco loceng at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
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Niko: And that's why I need you
Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never berkata anything.. anda came over, knocked on my door. and berkata "and that's why I need you".
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Dimitri: Fuck anda Bellic!
Niko: No fuck anda Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now anda took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!
Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.
Niko: I have lebih respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes anda for all anda do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-
20 minit later
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have anda watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-
5 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt anda down and-
2 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to alih on!
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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.
Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... anda dick.
Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
Niko: (stressed) What took anda so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. anda know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR anda SING!
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Roman: Do anda think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and anda won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come anda with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought anda had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are anda talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! anda DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. anda KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with anda destroying my property.
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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN sejak SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko susu container) anda happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.
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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked sejak the old and pahit into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are anda sleeping anda FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK anda ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the Cinta of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
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Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought anda were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a pam action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: anda KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did anda expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.
Niko: Not know Roman.
Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?
Niko: anda know I don't care for that shit cousin.
Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.
Niko: ... Really?
Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!
Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!
Roman: (on phone) I know right.
Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!
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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.
The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).
Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.
Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!
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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) hei Johnny.
Johnny: (dialing phone) hei Niko.
Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).
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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)
Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves anda right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his kegemaran downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Cinta Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
(20 minit later)
Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot anda see at taco loceng at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
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Niko: And that's why I need you
Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never berkata anything.. anda came over, knocked on my door. and berkata "and that's why I need you".
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Dimitri: Fuck anda Bellic!
Niko: No fuck anda Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now anda took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!
Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.
Niko: I have lebih respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes anda for all anda do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-
20 minit later
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have anda watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-
5 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt anda down and-
2 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to alih on!
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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.
Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... anda dick.
Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most popular stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the hari I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET epal, apple MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most popular stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the hari I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET epal, apple MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked sejak Jan and Luke Valentine.
Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives atau dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives atau dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
Jan
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. anda really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him lebih in Filem like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. anda really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him lebih in Filem like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
