Canada24's club.. Article: (No tajuk yet).. PILOT EPISODE, PART 1:

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Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up sejak this point, as he's a little lebih mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..

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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:

Believe it atau not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck sejak lightening.

Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).

Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).

Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: ... Anything to add?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: ...... Guess not

(awkward silence).

Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with anda killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. anda know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. anda know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (getting annoyed) anda know.. Any time anda wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: Really!? Nothing!? anda kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).

Saten: anda know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Gothic girls.. And your NOT a Gothic girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE anda SO WEIRD!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).

Awkward pause.

Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.

Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).

Saten: ... Yeah.

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Windwakerguy430 I wonder how Sword's coping with this. Probably drinking heavily and wanting to die :P Anyway, good start :D

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Jimmy Tatro: 22 jimp jalan

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bahagian, atas ten most badass GAY characters.

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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a artikel to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I Cinta about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...

Smosh parody's Eminem

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The Nazis in Hellsing Abridged make me laugh.. so.. bahagian, atas FIVE Petikan

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#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she Singing now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was popular a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell anda how I'm feeling; Gotta make anda understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give anda up, never gonna let anda down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make anda cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...

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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 06 - TeamFourStar

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Metallica - Escape

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bahagian, atas 5 Most sarcastic characters in my MLP stories..

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#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude komen-komen towards his enemies..

#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..

#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..

#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise keldai remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..

#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..

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Sense the last one was enjoyed.. Here's BEST A&O stories I reviewed

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#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written sejak one of my closest peminat fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...

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Farcry/GTA crossover: ... PART 2

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2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....

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bahagian, atas 3 Most EVIL modern spongebob characters:

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#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves atau something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, atau gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If anda wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....

bahagian, atas 5 Greatest KORN songs.. (from bahagian, atas of my head, at least)

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#1: DEEP INSIDE:

I'm!
Not doing great!
I feel like I'm dead!
Not thinking straight!
Inside my body!
Troubled!
Full of hate!
I had to let it out, before it's too late!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming and clawing from deep inside!

Why!
Won't it fade!
Outside I had to lie; "I'm ok"!
I hope someday, I'll stop getting pain!
I guess this is a lie, I have made!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming...

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Why I like EMINEM: (or Slim Shady as he's come to be known as).

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I think it started about 4 years ago, when my Friends introduced me to the film 8 MIle. Where Marshal is nominated for best actor, in a serious drama film, about the hardships loosely based on Marshal's real life experiences, so he understands what the character is going though, that's why he did such a good performance..

Anyway, at the time, this was the first I heard of him, so decided to listen to him.
Obviously I liked it, otherwise I wouldn't be here, Penulisan this very message xD.

Like most rappers, Eminem struggles with a very troubled life. I once used him for a school project where...

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Best Eminem Instrumental's

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#1: WHITE AMERICA:

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#2: GO TO SLEEP:

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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

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#4: RAP GOD:

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#5: DEMON INSIDE:

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#6: WITHOUT ME:

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#7: ROLE MODEL:

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#8: THE WAY I AM:

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#9: KIM:

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#10:

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Sorry if the pautan fail.
If so,you can still find it sejak the "names"

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Korn - Right now (very dark lyrics, but awesome song)

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I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...

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bahagian, atas 4 YouTube Anti Heroes

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#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies atau people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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bahagian, atas 5 scariest serial killers

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There's most certainly way lebih but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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bahagian, atas 6 only screamo song I like..

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#6: kambing, daging biri-biri OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If anda lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the saat versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and saat versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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bahagian, atas ten horror Filem that actually effect me

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#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered sejak their on youngest child, who became possessed sejak Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have anda see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once anda see his face in the 'movie', anda never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once anda see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

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Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

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WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the bahagian, atas of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And anda gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) sejak the way. I'm gonna start a Rawak relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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Death Note Part 2

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Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till seterusnya episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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