Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the yu, ikan jerung jumping on the boat.. I mean WHAT!?
And ends with a yu, ikan jerung roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down sejak a yu, ikan jerung and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the berkata revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that way, was the sole purpose of killing Michael.
Anyway, here's my sarcastic review of a famish movie that caused Sharks too be hunted down, and for people too make so many yu, ikan jerung movies, anda wanna take the makers of Jaws and slap them across the face, saying, "YOU CREATED MONSTERS!"
So, let's get this mockery started..
And yes.. I seen this movie before.. Grew up with it lebih atau less.. Dad showed me it.. And ever sense, I been one traumatized kid..
Anyway, here we go..
During a late-night pantai party on Amity Island, a young woman goes skinny dipping (just because). While treading water, she is violently pulled under sejak a unseen force.
Okay.. All kidding aside.. NOT seeing Bruce the shark, is WAY scarier.. It's why we're all so scared. We can't friggin see it.
It sure screwed ME up.
Anyway, with the murder being all over the news.
The new Police chief, Brody, demands the pantai closed.
But the Mayor overrules him because.. Well.. He's a fucking idiot.
So, as expected, another yu, ikan jerung related murder takes place. And Brody shuts down the beach.
And the town is mad at him, demanding the pantai too be open.
What were anda all smoking weed while the poor little boy was being murdered?
Than again, that would explain why nobody reacted too it, least till the saw the blood. Not when the kid was screaming two feet away from them.
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, anda know, "death = lebih money".
Hooper disputes it being the same predator, confirming this after no human remains are found inside it. Hooper and Brody find a half-sunken fisherman's vessel while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat. Underwater, Hooper retrieves a sizable great white shark's tooth embedded in the submerged hull, but drops it after being startled sejak the fisherman's corpse (an "good" jump scare).
Mayor discounts Brody and Hooper's claims that a huge great white yu, ikan jerung is responsible, even though people fucking SAW it kill a kid, and refuses to close the beaches.
How did this guy even become mayor? He's either a sociopath, atau the stupidest person alive.
On the Fourth of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches. Following a juvenile prank (dicks), the real yu, ikan jerung (Bruce) enters a nearby estuary, leading to my favourite scene.
We briefly see Bruce, as he kills his seterusnya victim.
That always scared me the most in this movie, never got that vision out of my head.
Though the leg kinda ruined it for me.
But for some unexplained reason, bruce doesn't kill Michael. Just swims bye. Leaving him traumatized.
Skip ahead.
Quint, Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat, the Orca, to hunt Bruce.
While Brody lays down a chum line, Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark. Without warning, Bruce appears behind the boat, leading too Brody's famish line, and Quint estimates its length at 25 feet (7.6 m). Quint harpoons the yu, ikan jerung with a tethered barrel but it drags the barrel underwater and disappears.
At nightfall, as the three swap stories, the Bruce returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hull and killing the power. The men work through the night repairing the engine. In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard, but Quint smashes the radio, enraging Brody.
After a long chase, Quint harpoons another barrel into the shark. The line is tied to the stern, but the Bruce drags the bot backwards, swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment, forcing Quint to sever the line to prevent the transom from being pulled out. He then heads toward shore, intending to lure the yu, ikan jerung to shallower waters and suffocate it, but the overtaxed engine quits.
With the Orca slowly sinking, the trio attempt a riskier approach: Hooper dons scuba gear and enters the water in a shark-proof cage, intending to lethally inject the yu, ikan jerung with strychnine using a hypodermic spear. The yu, ikan jerung demolishes the cage before Hooper can inject it, but he manages to escape to the seabed.
Little known fact. Hooper dies in the actual book.
Anyway, Bruce then attacks the bot directly, LITERARY jumping the shark, sejak jumping on the boat, and devouring Quint.
Trapped on the sinking vessel, Brody stuffs a pressurized scuba tank into the Bruce's mouth, and shoots the tank with Quint's rifle, giving the OTHER famish line. before blowing the fucking shit out of Bruce.
With Bruce gone, Hooper resurfaces, and he and Brody paddle to Amity Island clinging to bot wreckage.
And that's Jaws.. Still holds up.. I really like this one..
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the yu, ikan jerung jumping on the boat.. I mean WHAT!?
And ends with a yu, ikan jerung roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down sejak a yu, ikan jerung and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the berkata revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that way, was the sole purpose of killing Michael.
Anyway, here's my sarcastic review of a famish movie that caused Sharks too be hunted down, and for people too make so many yu, ikan jerung movies, anda wanna take the makers of Jaws and slap them across the face, saying, "YOU CREATED MONSTERS!"
So, let's get this mockery started..
And yes.. I seen this movie before.. Grew up with it lebih atau less.. Dad showed me it.. And ever sense, I been one traumatized kid..
Anyway, here we go..
During a late-night pantai party on Amity Island, a young woman goes skinny dipping (just because). While treading water, she is violently pulled under sejak a unseen force.
Okay.. All kidding aside.. NOT seeing Bruce the shark, is WAY scarier.. It's why we're all so scared. We can't friggin see it.
It sure screwed ME up.
Anyway, with the murder being all over the news.
The new Police chief, Brody, demands the pantai closed.
But the Mayor overrules him because.. Well.. He's a fucking idiot.
So, as expected, another yu, ikan jerung related murder takes place. And Brody shuts down the beach.
And the town is mad at him, demanding the pantai too be open.
What were anda all smoking weed while the poor little boy was being murdered?
Than again, that would explain why nobody reacted too it, least till the saw the blood. Not when the kid was screaming two feet away from them.
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, anda know, "death = lebih money".
Hooper disputes it being the same predator, confirming this after no human remains are found inside it. Hooper and Brody find a half-sunken fisherman's vessel while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat. Underwater, Hooper retrieves a sizable great white shark's tooth embedded in the submerged hull, but drops it after being startled sejak the fisherman's corpse (an "good" jump scare).
Mayor discounts Brody and Hooper's claims that a huge great white yu, ikan jerung is responsible, even though people fucking SAW it kill a kid, and refuses to close the beaches.
How did this guy even become mayor? He's either a sociopath, atau the stupidest person alive.
On the Fourth of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches. Following a juvenile prank (dicks), the real yu, ikan jerung (Bruce) enters a nearby estuary, leading to my favourite scene.
We briefly see Bruce, as he kills his seterusnya victim.
That always scared me the most in this movie, never got that vision out of my head.
Though the leg kinda ruined it for me.
But for some unexplained reason, bruce doesn't kill Michael. Just swims bye. Leaving him traumatized.
Skip ahead.
Quint, Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat, the Orca, to hunt Bruce.
While Brody lays down a chum line, Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark. Without warning, Bruce appears behind the boat, leading too Brody's famish line, and Quint estimates its length at 25 feet (7.6 m). Quint harpoons the yu, ikan jerung with a tethered barrel but it drags the barrel underwater and disappears.
At nightfall, as the three swap stories, the Bruce returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hull and killing the power. The men work through the night repairing the engine. In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard, but Quint smashes the radio, enraging Brody.
After a long chase, Quint harpoons another barrel into the shark. The line is tied to the stern, but the Bruce drags the bot backwards, swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment, forcing Quint to sever the line to prevent the transom from being pulled out. He then heads toward shore, intending to lure the yu, ikan jerung to shallower waters and suffocate it, but the overtaxed engine quits.
With the Orca slowly sinking, the trio attempt a riskier approach: Hooper dons scuba gear and enters the water in a shark-proof cage, intending to lethally inject the yu, ikan jerung with strychnine using a hypodermic spear. The yu, ikan jerung demolishes the cage before Hooper can inject it, but he manages to escape to the seabed.
Little known fact. Hooper dies in the actual book.
Anyway, Bruce then attacks the bot directly, LITERARY jumping the shark, sejak jumping on the boat, and devouring Quint.
Trapped on the sinking vessel, Brody stuffs a pressurized scuba tank into the Bruce's mouth, and shoots the tank with Quint's rifle, giving the OTHER famish line. before blowing the fucking shit out of Bruce.
With Bruce gone, Hooper resurfaces, and he and Brody paddle to Amity Island clinging to bot wreckage.
And that's Jaws.. Still holds up.. I really like this one..
I missed my chance.. I'm always one tahun behind in this show.. But now that their menunjukkan every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a tunjuk like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a tunjuk like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
It's funny..
In 2003 I guess I was STILL Penulisan fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.
Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..
Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank anda :)
In 2003 I guess I was STILL Penulisan fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.
Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..
Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank anda :)
I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.
So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.
I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.
Yes.
We finally see L.
For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. atau ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.
Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer peminat fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.
So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.
I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.
Yes.
We finally see L.
For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. atau ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.
Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer peminat fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:
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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" berkata unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.
"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.
It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.
As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.
But still though.
Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" berkata unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.
"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.
It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.
As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.
But still though.
Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.