It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..
EPISODE 3:
In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, sejak Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead sejak Pip)
After being shown that Vampires do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.
Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's origins. She soon deploys Alucard, Seras and Pip Bernadotte, leader of the Wild Geese, to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to find the whereabouts of Millennium.
Alucard and Seras are later attacked sejak BOPE units of the Brazilian military police after being declared in public as international terrorists, a ruse perpetrated sejak Brazilian officials in exchange for immortality promised sejak Millennium. After receiving orders from Sir Integra, Alucard sadistically massacres the BOPE officers (showing anger when one of them shoots himself rather than facing Alucard) and faces off against Millennium officer Tubalcain Alhambra.
AKA
Mr Alhambra fights with magical playing cards they could cut through nearly anything (including flesh, stone, and a bullet), explode, and appear from thin air atau other impossibly small hiding places. Before unleashing his Level One form, Alucard appeared to have great difficulty regenerating from damage inflicted sejak the cards.
But unfortunately for Tubalcain, after unleashing berkata power, Alucard manages to grab the enemy vampire, delivering a powerful kick that severed Alhambra's left leg below the knee.
In a last attempt to protect himself, Tubalcain attempted to Slash Alucard with a card held between his fingers. In response, Alucard used his own hand to meet the attack, tearing both vampires' arms apart. As Alhambra reeled in pain, Alucard regenerated from his wound and seized the Dandyman's head, explaining that he had been ordered to "thoroughly" interrogate him to learn lebih about Millennium. Unfortunately for Tubalcain, Alucard's "interrogation" involved drinking his blood and absorbing his soul, thus gaining access to Alhambra's memories and a record of Millennium's plans. After Tubalcain expired, the Doctor used his implanted transmitter to cremate his remains.
This makes Alucard realize that THE MAJOR has returned..
EPISODE 4:
As Hellsing and Iscariot hold a meeting with the Queen of the United Kingdom their conference is interrupted sejak a message from The Major (via live video transmission brought in sejak the ubiquitous Schrödinger) citing his intention to wage war on England. Intrgra soalan the purpose of such an act.. And Major's response is actually pretty awesome.
Basically, Major says. There IS no purpose for the act.. Frankly, he just does it for the hell of it.
Meanwhile, a VTOL aircraft carrier called the Eagle gets hijacked sejak Millennium. The ships entire crew is turned into ghouls sejak a English traitor and the millennium Lieutenant
Rip van Winkle
boards the ship with her battalion of Millennium troops. Shooting down anyone that tries too board with her "special bullets".. First used too betray the english traitor (ironically). Till eventually, Alucard crashes into it with a Blackbird jet, dramatically destroying it.
Rip is utterly terrified of Alucard, who she equates with Zamiel, the "Black Huntsman" who eventually kills Kaspar at the end of Der Freischütz. Notably, Rip senses Alucard's approach long before he actually arrives on the Eagle, and immediately begins panicking. She also exhibits extreme reluctance to fight Alucard, only briefly gathering herself when she remembers the Major asking her how she would act when faced with impending death. But unfortunately for her. Alucard shows no mercy. And slowly kills her.. Shoving her senapang into her heart, and slowly drinking all her blood. As Major "respects" her by, not allowing her too be put out of her misery, sejak killing her with that blue fire.
Meanwhile the Major and his minions make their way toward London, revealing that Rip was a "set up" and they got Alucard exactly where they want him.. And now London is "fucked"..
MAJOR'S SPEECH:
My friends, it has often been berkata that I like war.
My friends, I like war...
No, friends, I Cinta war!
I Cinta holocausts.
I Cinta blitzkriegs.
I Cinta defensive lines.
I Cinta sieges, charges, I Cinta mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in Frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I Cinta every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
I Cinta blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My hati, tengah-tengah leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces sejak well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger acht acht (88) to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down sejak heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my hati, tengah-tengah to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
The sight of deserters being strung up from a jalan lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing lebih arousing, than the sounds made sejak prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down sejak ear piercing schmeissers !
When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block sejak block sejak 4.8 ton bombshells, (tone suddenly softens) I'm in ecstasy.
I Cinta it when my forces are ravaged sejak a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.
I Cinta to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask anda as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that anda really want? Do anda wish for further war as I do? (Voice begins to raise) Do anda wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? (Dramatically raises voice) Do anda ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?
(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "Krieg" meaning "War")
...Very well. Then krieg is what anda shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might.
But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.
(Raises voice) We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!
We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of anda old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!
It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of katil sejak the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.
(Cuts to scene of Alexander Anderson looking up at Millenium's Zeppelin and the blood-red moon, before fading back to The Major)
We will remind them, that there are lebih things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
(Cuts to soldiers shouting while looking out at scene below, and then meeting of Hellsing and Integra , before cutting back to The Major)
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand Vampires is going to burn this world down to ash.
(Cuts to window scene)
Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!
(Cuts to window with Seras and Pip )
I have brought anda all back just as I promised I would. Back to our kegemaran battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
(The Letzes Battalion hail the Major as their Battalion Commander.)
...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander.
…Friends...let’s bring them hell.
EPISODE 3:
In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, sejak Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead sejak Pip)
After being shown that Vampires do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.
Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's origins. She soon deploys Alucard, Seras and Pip Bernadotte, leader of the Wild Geese, to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to find the whereabouts of Millennium.
Alucard and Seras are later attacked sejak BOPE units of the Brazilian military police after being declared in public as international terrorists, a ruse perpetrated sejak Brazilian officials in exchange for immortality promised sejak Millennium. After receiving orders from Sir Integra, Alucard sadistically massacres the BOPE officers (showing anger when one of them shoots himself rather than facing Alucard) and faces off against Millennium officer Tubalcain Alhambra.
AKA
Mr Alhambra fights with magical playing cards they could cut through nearly anything (including flesh, stone, and a bullet), explode, and appear from thin air atau other impossibly small hiding places. Before unleashing his Level One form, Alucard appeared to have great difficulty regenerating from damage inflicted sejak the cards.
But unfortunately for Tubalcain, after unleashing berkata power, Alucard manages to grab the enemy vampire, delivering a powerful kick that severed Alhambra's left leg below the knee.
In a last attempt to protect himself, Tubalcain attempted to Slash Alucard with a card held between his fingers. In response, Alucard used his own hand to meet the attack, tearing both vampires' arms apart. As Alhambra reeled in pain, Alucard regenerated from his wound and seized the Dandyman's head, explaining that he had been ordered to "thoroughly" interrogate him to learn lebih about Millennium. Unfortunately for Tubalcain, Alucard's "interrogation" involved drinking his blood and absorbing his soul, thus gaining access to Alhambra's memories and a record of Millennium's plans. After Tubalcain expired, the Doctor used his implanted transmitter to cremate his remains.
This makes Alucard realize that THE MAJOR has returned..
EPISODE 4:
As Hellsing and Iscariot hold a meeting with the Queen of the United Kingdom their conference is interrupted sejak a message from The Major (via live video transmission brought in sejak the ubiquitous Schrödinger) citing his intention to wage war on England. Intrgra soalan the purpose of such an act.. And Major's response is actually pretty awesome.
Basically, Major says. There IS no purpose for the act.. Frankly, he just does it for the hell of it.
Meanwhile, a VTOL aircraft carrier called the Eagle gets hijacked sejak Millennium. The ships entire crew is turned into ghouls sejak a English traitor and the millennium Lieutenant
Rip van Winkle
boards the ship with her battalion of Millennium troops. Shooting down anyone that tries too board with her "special bullets".. First used too betray the english traitor (ironically). Till eventually, Alucard crashes into it with a Blackbird jet, dramatically destroying it.
Rip is utterly terrified of Alucard, who she equates with Zamiel, the "Black Huntsman" who eventually kills Kaspar at the end of Der Freischütz. Notably, Rip senses Alucard's approach long before he actually arrives on the Eagle, and immediately begins panicking. She also exhibits extreme reluctance to fight Alucard, only briefly gathering herself when she remembers the Major asking her how she would act when faced with impending death. But unfortunately for her. Alucard shows no mercy. And slowly kills her.. Shoving her senapang into her heart, and slowly drinking all her blood. As Major "respects" her by, not allowing her too be put out of her misery, sejak killing her with that blue fire.
Meanwhile the Major and his minions make their way toward London, revealing that Rip was a "set up" and they got Alucard exactly where they want him.. And now London is "fucked"..
MAJOR'S SPEECH:
My friends, it has often been berkata that I like war.
My friends, I like war...
No, friends, I Cinta war!
I Cinta holocausts.
I Cinta blitzkriegs.
I Cinta defensive lines.
I Cinta sieges, charges, I Cinta mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in Frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I Cinta every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
I Cinta blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My hati, tengah-tengah leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces sejak well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger acht acht (88) to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down sejak heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my hati, tengah-tengah to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
The sight of deserters being strung up from a jalan lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing lebih arousing, than the sounds made sejak prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down sejak ear piercing schmeissers !
When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block sejak block sejak 4.8 ton bombshells, (tone suddenly softens) I'm in ecstasy.
I Cinta it when my forces are ravaged sejak a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.
I Cinta to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask anda as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that anda really want? Do anda wish for further war as I do? (Voice begins to raise) Do anda wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? (Dramatically raises voice) Do anda ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?
(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "Krieg" meaning "War")
...Very well. Then krieg is what anda shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might.
But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.
(Raises voice) We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!
We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of anda old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!
It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of katil sejak the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.
(Cuts to scene of Alexander Anderson looking up at Millenium's Zeppelin and the blood-red moon, before fading back to The Major)
We will remind them, that there are lebih things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
(Cuts to soldiers shouting while looking out at scene below, and then meeting of Hellsing and Integra , before cutting back to The Major)
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand Vampires is going to burn this world down to ash.
(Cuts to window scene)
Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!
(Cuts to window with Seras and Pip )
I have brought anda all back just as I promised I would. Back to our kegemaran battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
(The Letzes Battalion hail the Major as their Battalion Commander.)
...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander.
…Friends...let’s bring them hell.
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies sejak an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid peminat fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies sejak an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid peminat fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my kegemaran Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story sejak him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The tajuk is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story sejak him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The tajuk is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..