Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the tunjuk 60 minit with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, anda won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: atau Angelina Jolie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're starting right now.
Gone In 60 minit
Starring
Tom Foolery as Maindrian Pace
Master Sword as Andy Rooney
Saten Twist as Detective 1
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Detective 2
Mortomis as News reporter
Aina as labu
Los Angeles, 1974
Andy Rooney: Today, I'm doing a story with a special guest named Pumpkin. I don't know if that's her real name, but she doesn't know either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pumpkin: Hello. It's great to be here.
Andy: Is your real name Pumpkin?
Pumpkin: No, it's just a nickname my boyfriend gave me.
Andy: What is your real-
Pumpkin: Nopony needs to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: So tell me about your boyfriend.
Pumpkin: He's a detective.
Andy: That's not what I heard.
Pumpkin: I'm starting to doubt if anda can hear at all.
Audience: Oooooh.
Pumpkin: In fact, I don't even think you're supposed to be on this show.
Andy: No.. Not yet anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: Anyway, Maindrian Pace is your boyfriend. Correct?
Pumpkin: Yes.
Andy: And from I heard, he just mencuri a 1973 Flam Wrestler from a parking lot outside of a radio station in Long Beach.
Pumpkin: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... No?
Audience: *Laughing*
Speaking of the car chase, this is what was happening
Maindrian: *Driving fast on a highway*
Detective 1: *Following Maindrian*
Detective 2: Wait a second! This movie has drama in it. How are we supposed to make comedy out of that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Detective 1: There's a start.
Detective 2: I just asked a question. How is that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We are currently looking at a car wreck that is conveniently blocking the road, as well as providing a good jump for the kuda, kuda kecil that mencuri the yellow Wrestler.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We just got word that the police are currently using about, uh. 50 police cars to stop the suspect.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: I can imagine something like this happening again in twenty years. *Coughs while talking* OJ Simpson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Hits the wrecked cars, and goes up in the air. The scene gets slowed down*
News Reporter: Be patient everypony. This may take a while.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Lands his car on the street, and spins out* Why is this in slow motion?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: Well it seems that the police have Lost the suspect. Better luck seterusnya time.
The End
On the seterusnya part of this episode
Saten Twist celebrates a drought.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 15: Are anda Sure About This?
Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for Makanan may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop Berlakon like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors anda have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created sejak people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me tunjuk you. *Changes the channel*
Recolors Are Dicks
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give anda my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I berkata give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword turned off the TV.
Master Sword: anda see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..
Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do anda mean anda don't know? What caused anda to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are anda going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think about it while anda do that scene again. It was going perfect until anda screwed up. We had to do this scene 86 times.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Why can't anda just get somepony else to do it?
Director Nick: Are anda kidding? You're the best dancer we have. Connor dances like he's wearing four petticoats.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Tobias' dancing is like an Italian car.
Mason: What's so bad about that?
Director Nick: Italian cars break down every ten minutes!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Leah dances like she's taking a crap.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis doesn't even know how to dance!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: And Roxy doesn't even like to dance!
Roxy: Why would anypony want to do something dumb like that?
Director Nick: Who asked you?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
So Mason had to try dancing again. But then....
Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down* Not again.
Director Nick: *His mouth becomes as large as a door, and his eyes pop out* CUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: I'm sorry sir, I almost had it.
Director Nick: Well what is making anda screw up?! *Sees a nail on the floor* Where is Alinah? She was supposed to clean this up!!
Mason: Well I think that-
Director Nick: *Shouts so loud that it makes Mason fly out of the studio* ALINAH!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: oh shit. Now I don't have anypony to do that dancing scene!
Tobias: What about me sir?
Director Nick: Shoot me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her meja when Derpy appeared.
Derpy: I'd like to inform anda about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that anda cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news anda give me, is stupid. Last week anda informed me that my mane was moving sejak itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come anda don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. anda have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan berkata they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.
Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.
Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least anda actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't anda remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having anda as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would anda prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a bintang Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can anda leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Four minit later, Timothy arrived.
Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought anda berkata this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: anda want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important soalan to ask you. Do anda want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second. This was the same stuff we did last time!
Captain Parmenter: What are anda talking about Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: THIS WAS THE SAME STUFF WE WERE DOING IN THE LAST EPISODE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, anda know what they say. The more, the merrier.
Corporal Agarn: What does that have to do with doing the same stuff over, and over agarn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I mean, again.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. Good question. I'll have to ask Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Agarn: I figured you'd say that, but the Sarge is at the Hikawi Camp.
Captain Parmenter: What's he doing there?
Sargent O' Rourke was trading supplies with the Hikawis.
Chief Wild Eagle: What did anda bring us today Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Chief, I believe you'll like the stuff I have. I rode a human pulling a wagon, and all the stuff I have to offer is in there.
Chief Wild Eagle: *Walks to the wagon* I hope anda did not bring guitars like last time. Last time we played them, five Indians from the Comanches attacked us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Then uh.. *Takes guitars out of wagon* How about guns? All tribes, except anda have them.
Chief Wild Eagle: We do not need weapons.
Sargent O' Rourke: But all Indians like weapons. They gotta protect their land somehow.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that's why we have Captain Parmenter, and everypony else at F Troop. Not to mention, there's a reason why Crazy Cat is named Crazy Cat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: *Shoots a api, kebakaran Arrow at a fireplace*
Indians: *Catch on fire*
Sargent O' Rourke: Stop, drop, and roll!
Indians: Forget that! We're on fire!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't we just play poker?
Chief Wild Eagle: Ante is two bits.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist was watching lebih television.
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still menunjukkan that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hei Sean, do anda know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, atau care about recolors.
Sean: Well anda better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So anda don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will tunjuk anda why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give anda my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I berkata give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! anda weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do anda keep menunjukkan me this shit?
Master Sword: To let anda know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See anda seterusnya time.
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the tunjuk 60 minit with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, anda won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: atau Angelina Jolie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're starting right now.
Gone In 60 minit
Starring
Tom Foolery as Maindrian Pace
Master Sword as Andy Rooney
Saten Twist as Detective 1
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Detective 2
Mortomis as News reporter
Aina as labu
Los Angeles, 1974
Andy Rooney: Today, I'm doing a story with a special guest named Pumpkin. I don't know if that's her real name, but she doesn't know either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pumpkin: Hello. It's great to be here.
Andy: Is your real name Pumpkin?
Pumpkin: No, it's just a nickname my boyfriend gave me.
Andy: What is your real-
Pumpkin: Nopony needs to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: So tell me about your boyfriend.
Pumpkin: He's a detective.
Andy: That's not what I heard.
Pumpkin: I'm starting to doubt if anda can hear at all.
Audience: Oooooh.
Pumpkin: In fact, I don't even think you're supposed to be on this show.
Andy: No.. Not yet anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: Anyway, Maindrian Pace is your boyfriend. Correct?
Pumpkin: Yes.
Andy: And from I heard, he just mencuri a 1973 Flam Wrestler from a parking lot outside of a radio station in Long Beach.
Pumpkin: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... No?
Audience: *Laughing*
Speaking of the car chase, this is what was happening
Maindrian: *Driving fast on a highway*
Detective 1: *Following Maindrian*
Detective 2: Wait a second! This movie has drama in it. How are we supposed to make comedy out of that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Detective 1: There's a start.
Detective 2: I just asked a question. How is that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We are currently looking at a car wreck that is conveniently blocking the road, as well as providing a good jump for the kuda, kuda kecil that mencuri the yellow Wrestler.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We just got word that the police are currently using about, uh. 50 police cars to stop the suspect.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: I can imagine something like this happening again in twenty years. *Coughs while talking* OJ Simpson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Hits the wrecked cars, and goes up in the air. The scene gets slowed down*
News Reporter: Be patient everypony. This may take a while.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Lands his car on the street, and spins out* Why is this in slow motion?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: Well it seems that the police have Lost the suspect. Better luck seterusnya time.
The End
On the seterusnya part of this episode
Saten Twist celebrates a drought.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 15: Are anda Sure About This?
Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for Makanan may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop Berlakon like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors anda have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created sejak people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me tunjuk you. *Changes the channel*
Recolors Are Dicks
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give anda my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I berkata give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword turned off the TV.
Master Sword: anda see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..
Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do anda mean anda don't know? What caused anda to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are anda going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think about it while anda do that scene again. It was going perfect until anda screwed up. We had to do this scene 86 times.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Why can't anda just get somepony else to do it?
Director Nick: Are anda kidding? You're the best dancer we have. Connor dances like he's wearing four petticoats.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Tobias' dancing is like an Italian car.
Mason: What's so bad about that?
Director Nick: Italian cars break down every ten minutes!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Leah dances like she's taking a crap.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis doesn't even know how to dance!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: And Roxy doesn't even like to dance!
Roxy: Why would anypony want to do something dumb like that?
Director Nick: Who asked you?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
So Mason had to try dancing again. But then....
Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down* Not again.
Director Nick: *His mouth becomes as large as a door, and his eyes pop out* CUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: I'm sorry sir, I almost had it.
Director Nick: Well what is making anda screw up?! *Sees a nail on the floor* Where is Alinah? She was supposed to clean this up!!
Mason: Well I think that-
Director Nick: *Shouts so loud that it makes Mason fly out of the studio* ALINAH!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: oh shit. Now I don't have anypony to do that dancing scene!
Tobias: What about me sir?
Director Nick: Shoot me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her meja when Derpy appeared.
Derpy: I'd like to inform anda about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that anda cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news anda give me, is stupid. Last week anda informed me that my mane was moving sejak itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come anda don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. anda have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan berkata they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.
Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.
Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least anda actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't anda remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having anda as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would anda prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a bintang Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can anda leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Four minit later, Timothy arrived.
Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought anda berkata this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: anda want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important soalan to ask you. Do anda want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second. This was the same stuff we did last time!
Captain Parmenter: What are anda talking about Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: THIS WAS THE SAME STUFF WE WERE DOING IN THE LAST EPISODE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, anda know what they say. The more, the merrier.
Corporal Agarn: What does that have to do with doing the same stuff over, and over agarn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I mean, again.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. Good question. I'll have to ask Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Agarn: I figured you'd say that, but the Sarge is at the Hikawi Camp.
Captain Parmenter: What's he doing there?
Sargent O' Rourke was trading supplies with the Hikawis.
Chief Wild Eagle: What did anda bring us today Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Chief, I believe you'll like the stuff I have. I rode a human pulling a wagon, and all the stuff I have to offer is in there.
Chief Wild Eagle: *Walks to the wagon* I hope anda did not bring guitars like last time. Last time we played them, five Indians from the Comanches attacked us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Then uh.. *Takes guitars out of wagon* How about guns? All tribes, except anda have them.
Chief Wild Eagle: We do not need weapons.
Sargent O' Rourke: But all Indians like weapons. They gotta protect their land somehow.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that's why we have Captain Parmenter, and everypony else at F Troop. Not to mention, there's a reason why Crazy Cat is named Crazy Cat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: *Shoots a api, kebakaran Arrow at a fireplace*
Indians: *Catch on fire*
Sargent O' Rourke: Stop, drop, and roll!
Indians: Forget that! We're on fire!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't we just play poker?
Chief Wild Eagle: Ante is two bits.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist was watching lebih television.
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still menunjukkan that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hei Sean, do anda know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, atau care about recolors.
Sean: Well anda better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So anda don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will tunjuk anda why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give anda my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I berkata give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! anda weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do anda keep menunjukkan me this shit?
Master Sword: To let anda know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See anda seterusnya time.
The End
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
I know berkata this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..
As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sejak his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..
As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sejak his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch anda square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him utama sejak tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch anda square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him utama sejak tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE Cinta EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my kegemaran song sejak him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I Cinta how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE Cinta EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my kegemaran song sejak him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I Cinta how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a Rawak magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract anda as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) anda just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this tunjuk a few lebih times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
