This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a pokok stump when suddenly..
Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. anda look very adorable. I gotta take anda to meet some friends.
So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hei Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!
Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* hei anda two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy keldai bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think anda guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* anda killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let anda get the seterusnya one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do anda know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*
At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing pelangi, rainbow Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do anda want to look nice for Celestia, atau not?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* hei man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots pelangi, rainbow Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have anda done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off pelangi, rainbow Dash with her magic*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Did anda say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, lebih of them could be in this area.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Let's get them.
At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.
Pinkie Pie: *On bahagian, atas of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded sejak sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*
pelangi, rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.
Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
Parasprite: *Eating a car*
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the keldai with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I berkata man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those Pistol do anda have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills lebih parasprites*
The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.
Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this jalan is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a pokok stump when suddenly..
Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. anda look very adorable. I gotta take anda to meet some friends.
So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hei Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!
Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* hei anda two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy keldai bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think anda guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* anda killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let anda get the seterusnya one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do anda know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*
At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing pelangi, rainbow Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do anda want to look nice for Celestia, atau not?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* hei man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots pelangi, rainbow Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have anda done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off pelangi, rainbow Dash with her magic*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Did anda say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, lebih of them could be in this area.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Let's get them.
At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.
Pinkie Pie: *On bahagian, atas of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded sejak sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*
pelangi, rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.
Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
Parasprite: *Eating a car*
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the keldai with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I berkata man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those Pistol do anda have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills lebih parasprites*
The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.
Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this jalan is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders pelangi, rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes Kek Cawan normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders pelangi, rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes Kek Cawan normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan country?
"Cause the mighty king angsa gives us Makanan to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan country?
"Cause the mighty king angsa gives us Makanan to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What anda doing with it anyway?
Christian: anda know. It's probably one of those things anda SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are anda holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
