Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a tarikh night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God berkata that anda were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) anda must be a fisher of men, 'coz anda just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) anda float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

9) anda are perfect, except with all the sin.

10) I went on a pantai mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough roti and ikan for 2 people.

12) It's obvious to me that anda sprouted from the good kinda soil.

13) How many times do I have to walk around anda to make anda fall for me?

14) anda put the “stud” in Bible study.

15) Last night I was Membaca in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.