I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I siarkan this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please menanggung, bear with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch anda if they think anda know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I siarkan this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please menanggung, bear with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch anda if they think anda know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
*ERCH*
???: hei Slender! why are anda walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are anda driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are anda not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: anda know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of vodka keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*
???: hei Slender! why are anda walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are anda driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are anda not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: anda know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of vodka keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*