I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big peminat-peminat of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat anda in your sleep if anda are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a Fanpop fangirl just can't leave the computer.
'How do anda identify a fangirl?!' anda ask. Well, this artikel will tell anda how.
1. EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! (The squeal.)
anda have probably heard this before. The first and most identifying characteristic of a fangirl is the squeal. It is high-pitched, loud, and also accompanied sejak grinning insanely, jumping up and down, and excessive hyperactiveness. This is used to tunjuk the ultimate Cinta for their fandom.
Example: EEEEEE!!!! HOUSE AND CUDDY ARE SOO GONNA GET TOGETHER seterusnya SEASON!!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
2. ch@tsp34k
Some (I REPEAT: SOME.) fangirls type atau speak in a non-literate way. I'm not sure why they do this. It seems they have no reason. (While most fangirls do actually type so anda can understand them, there is always the chatspeak group.)
Example: omg dont u jst luvv harry and herminie 2gethr???? its lyke ttlly teh best ship evr!!!
3. The.... dark side.
A fraction of fangirls have a bad side. Well, the majority of fangirls have a bad side. this bad side is likely to tunjuk if somebody disagrees with them. Usually it just involves glaring atau excessive exclamation points, but there have been violent cases before.
Example: What do anda MEAN anda ship Booth/Angela?? EVERYONE knows Booth and Brennan are meant to be! I can't believe you! That is utter insanity!!!1! *ebulglare*
4. OMG I MUST HAVE THAT!!! (the Merchandise)
One of the best known fangirl traits is excessive merchandise. Some fangirls go out of their way to have everything- the coffee mug, the light up pen, the lipgloss, the book bag.
Example: Don't anda just LOOOOVE my Edward Cullen body glitter? I keep it in my edard and bella twilight bag! I also have my Cullen crest bracelet, and I keep my Alice Cullen keychain in the pocket of my Bella angsa, swan jacket!
5. I must be there! Syndrome
Fangirls will probably do almost anything to do something related to their fandom. this means leaving sports practice early to watch that beloved episode, staying up late for the midnight book release, atau canceling plans for a special event. They don't usually care about the consequences. (Note: The writer of this artikel does not encourage anda to do what is in the example.)
Example: OH NOO! My cousin's wedding is on the same hari of the Shanshu Awards! Oh, what shall I do? I joined Fanpop for the sole reason of participating in this!! Ah well. It's just a wedding. There will be lebih in my life. Besides, the Shanshu awards are WAYYY lebih important!
6. Idolizing
These fangirls go to the with that actor(ress). They may write them long Cinta letters, photoshop a picture of the two together, follow them around...
Example: OH MY GOD! Robert McDreamy Pattinson is coming to East Cupcake, Illinois! I must go see him, for we shall be married and fall in love!!!
7. FIRSTCOMMENTYAYYY! Syndrome
A movie pratonton is released. A promotional is shown. A sneak peak is revealed. This fangirl will be the first to know.
Example: Yay! the New Moon special pratonton was released on youtube! I MUST have first komen atau I will die!
Hopefully now anda are lebih versed in the subtle and dangerous art of identifying fangirls. When anda have mastered these beginner/intermediate techniques, anda will be able to alih on to the Advanced/Masters portion of the guide.
