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Unforgivable Curse

added by Plenilunio

Source: Twilight Sucks @ LJ

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hpfan8, -aliceCullen13- and 22 others like this

phantomrose5 Poor Harry! D:

Mrs-Grint Fight against it Harry! CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

ulithiangirl F*CK ALL YOU TWILIGHT H8TRS

Plenilunio Hey, relax! We haven't insulted you for being a Twilight fan. If you don't like the picture, just say it, but don't attack the people in this spot. It wouldn't be nice if someone just told you to *beep* off and GTFO just because you happen to like some books and movies some of us don't like, would it? Yeah, that's what I thought. Believe me, nobody here is going to attack you in the same way you just have attacked us. We like our discussions civilized, we don't pull each other's hair like we're in kindergarten. Personal insults are a big no-no around here. Don't like people hating? Think they're wrong? That's fantastic! Why don't you take a look at the rest of the spot and engage in some of the open discussions we've got? We're always short of Twilight fans making their points. Just one thing is required, only one: be respectful.

Neytiri1045 Don't do it Harry!!!!

LadyLilith Way to go, Plenilunio! :) Now now, my Lord, even that is a little too cruel, even by your standards.

volleyblue13 LOL LadyLilith xD and agreed with Plenilunio! @ulithaniangirl: Wow. Go have a your little preschool, crybaby tantrum somewhere else, cuz I don't feel like babysitting :P

FlightofFantasy Good God...that IS Unforgivable! :0 Don't give in, Harry!

boolander25 A new Unforgivable Curse? Lupin was right, the Dark Lord DID have great and unknown weapons...

MissDK LOL!!!! This picture is freaking hillarious, I love it. Keep resisting Harry. You can do it!

teddybear64 LOL !!!!!!!!!!

tooch lol :P

crazychlo Worst punishment ever :( Dont give in Harry!

MadamOcta13 Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone713 I would rather have the Cruciatus or AK than this. he he :P

HPFan4Eever Dont read it Harry

spellpatronus HARRY! NO! HE WANTS TO KILL YOU! DONT READ IT!

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle pisau

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions anda may have garnered from the tajuk of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when Membaca Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when Membaca Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think anda can call yourself a vegetarian if anda don't eat things like people atau those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people Membaca the buku also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether anda hate Twilight so much it fills anda with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, atau Cinta it so much anda plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent anda from marrying a book, atau perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. anda hear the name 'Edward', anda think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' anda think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' anda think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new Filem come out and even after it's all been done for about a bulan atau so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do anda think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her jawapan sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually berkata was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that jalang, perempuan jalang bella is his...

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Rawak little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 minit go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say anda dont choose love, Cinta choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to Cinta them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand atau get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much lebih i would like to let out.

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This artikel may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I Cinta you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so anda have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the Cinta of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, anda sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 tahun olds and 17 tahun olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice atau animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton atau the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style ikon despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it sejak a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a peminat of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, atau adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

added by sapherequeen

Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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Bye Twilight. It was fun while it lasted.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the peminat base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...

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Six kegemaran Twilight Characters

posted by OCFan123

Disclaimer: The tajuk of the artikel may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my artikel-artikel that I have telah diposkan on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to senarai my bahagian, atas 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...

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Twilight vs Dead Until Dark

added by Mallory23

Source: http://fuckyeahtwilightsucks.tumblr.com/

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Hitler Was Not Dazzled sejak Breaking Dawn

added by sylar_rocks

Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if anda don't mind the lulz.

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete Serigala Jadian have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...

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10 Reasons No Sane Person Would tarikh Edward Cullen (watch Supernatural instead)

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Bella Swan

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Why we Antis Cinta our Pro spot members

posted by Mermaid-Tail

I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about atau have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable atau hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see peminat-peminat feeling left out, singled out atau wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...

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Dexter morgan meets Bella and Edward

added by Cinders

Source: RadRad @ Fanpop

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Are the accusations of Meyer 'stealing' plot ideas fair?

posted by Mermaid-Tail

OMG she totally mencuri that epal, apple from Adam and Eve!!!

OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!

The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...

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Rob jawapan the soalan 'Who is better for Bella?'

added by katiecain

1:57-2:44 Have I berkata how much I Cinta this man?

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