Insane is the new black.

I would like to note that anne beras wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne mencuri it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank sejak Vampires but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Vampires skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If anda know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" sejak Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't anda see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that anda listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the lebih I think on it, the lebih I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of anda are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been berkata about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

I felt like Penulisan this artikel after Membaca a fellow ex-CAT member's artikel on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater atau anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer atau her fans, and don’t throw nasty atau immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like hei are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me anda freak anda tried to kill...

The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have artikel-artikel floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between peminat-peminat of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote artikel-artikel with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...

We have a discussion on the forum here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
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A small extract:


Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so anda know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may...

The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. atau a joke quickly written sejak me because it's been ages since I telah diposkan here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros atau antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear anda hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight ke hadapan suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off sejak saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The Berlakon is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written sejak a five tahun old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...

If anda have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into artikel forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One hari Bella fell over while being chased sejak Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and berkata - "Edward, what are anda doing? anda know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

Is it just me atau is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. seterusnya she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack anda rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes anda guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear emas contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade atau kranberi, cranberry jus (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when anda are screaming it at his...