Let the record show that this refers to legit, blood-sucking, dangerous vampires, and not the sparkly 'vegetarian' ones.

Vampires are typically smarter and faster than the average zombie, so I think those would be worse. I can handle Walking Dead zombies. But if the zombies are fast or smart and not just lumbering around... *walks into vampire lair, exposes neck*

Zombies speed faster but they're easier to take down I think. Plus over on tumblr.dumb some people actually made a really convincing post about how farmers alone can survive. I mean look at this shit link
Zombies can't climb get in one of those and you've got a zombie smashing machine. Same with this link and this link
I think farmers have this one lol.

With vampires you have to get close and stake them but then you also have to destroy the remains too. Zombies you can just shit in the head a few times and be done with it.

Now if the zombies are fast and smart then I'm with you, fuck that shit I'll take the vamps.

Tricky, because vampires could potentially be reasoned with and perhaps some sort of alliance could be formed. For example, we currently have plenty of Nazis hanging around, so we could set up some sort of reverse The Strain arrangement...?

In agreement that fast zombies are the biggest threat here though.*




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So the creatures from the Strain were "vampires" but they acted more like zombies with a hive mind. That's like, the worst of both worlds?

I have no real argument except you are all wrong because I have alternative facts to support my point.

I have alternative facts to your alternative facts! I have factsception.