Mr. Schue: Well, guys. The hari is fast approaching. I want anda all to start thinking about what you're going to do for the last days in high school, as well as the future that lies ahead for anda when anda attend college.
Rachel: No need, Mr. Schue. I'm way ahead of you.
(Rachel walks to the front of the room with a blue briefcase. Mike Chang helps set up the white board. Quinn and Santana wait impatiently.)
Santana (whispering to Quinn): Does her big plans have to be this...well--
Quinn (whispering back): Well she's the same, overly ambitious and annoying Rachel Berry after all.
Santana (whispering back): True.
(The girls look up and see that Rachel has already put her plans on the white board behind her.)
Rachel: First, of course, I'll get into NYADA with Kurt Hummel for the seterusnya 3 atau 4 years. Then we'll audition for a Broadway musical, tour around the United States--if lucky--and then I will get Finn Hudson to pose as a model for Calvin Klein.
(Artie, Rory, and Puck all snicker in the background.)
Finn: Oh, hold the f*ck up.
Mr. Schue: Finn!
Finn (to Mr. Schue): What?
Rachel: You're the one who needs help on their future. So don't get mad at me?!
Finn: Why the hell Calvin Klein?
Mr. Schue: Guys, enough. Let's find out what everyone else is doing, and we can handle anda guys later.
Santana: Yes, it's very exhausting to hear Jew nose and Frankenteen talk about taking pictures in tighty-whites, and squealing and chirping around the Broadway area.
Rachel (to Santana): Oh, is your future better than mine, Santana?
Santana: anda berkata it right, baby granny.
Mr. Schue: So, what do anda have planned, Santana?
Santana: Oh, I don't have to plan anything. I just want to be famous. It doesn't really matter to me what I do. As long as my face and name is on a trend magazine, then I want nothing more.
(Silence.)
Santana: So...
Mr. Schue: anda know, not that many people get famous in life, Santana.
Santana: And anda would know because anda became a Spanish teacher and a director of a Glee club that Lost 12th place at Nationals. Don't try to spill your leakage on me. I have the determination. Nothing's gonna stop me.
(Santana walked out of the room. Everyone else was silent.)
Kurt: Kim Kardashian, much?
Sam: atau Snooki.
Kurt: True.
(In the library, Santana was Membaca a book for her history class. She spotted some people looking at her. They were smiling and swooning. Others looked at her with shock. Rory and Artie came over to her.)
Artie: Santana, I think anda just beat the 2 girls and a cup video. You're literally the hottest person I know. And that's from someone anda threw breakfast eggs and cheese at in your sophomore year.
Rory (staring at Santana's chest, amazed): If only Ireland had some girl-on-girl action like that.
(Rory and Artie left the library, leaving Santana shocked.)
Santana (out loud): Why is everyone thinking that I pressed my chest up against their faces? I don't get what's going on.
(At that moment, Brittany came over. She was smiling at Santana, holding her laptop.)
Brittany: The hari has finally come, Santana. Aren't anda excited?
Santana: About what?
Brittany: You're famous. Remember the night we were watching "Sweet Valley High" and we made that Muzik video?
Santana: What?
(Santana had a flashback of the other night she was over Brittany's house. They had finished watching "Sweet Valley High", and were making out on the bed.)
Santana: Brittany, I Cinta anda so much.
Brittany: Cinta you, too, Santana. And guess what? I have something sweet for you. I hope you're ready for it.
Santana: anda ready for...it?
Brittany (confused): What's it?
Santana: anda know...the nasty?
Brittany: I was actually talking about the big bag of masam Patches that I had stored in my closet. But nasty sounds kinda hot right now.
Santana: anda do have condoms, do you?
Brittany: anda mean the Ziplock bags in the pantry?
(Silence.)
Santana: Never mind. I'm way ahead of anda already.
(The two continue to make out again.)
(Santana's flashback ends. She is embarrassed and shocked to find out that Brittany videotaped everything.)
Santana: Brittany, we made that for us, remember?
Brittany: But anda berkata in Glee club already that anda wanted to be famous. This is how selebriti start off.
Santana (moaning): God, now the whole school knows what's going on between us. How could this get any worse?
Brittany: Just to let anda know, I'm a terrible editer and stuff. I have no idea how to do the transitions and whatever for a video. So I just put that LMFAO song on there.
Santana (silent for a second): Who else but Brittany...
Well, what did anda think? I hope anda liked it.
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