Harry Potter vs. Twilight Club
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posted by DivyaHarry
Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant atau just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner peminat upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight peminat-peminat around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the serigala, wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the Serigala Jadian a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like Serigala Jadian after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what anda call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how anda live with yourself for making it the way anda did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have anda saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If anda would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and atau mutated as the serigala, wolf man. anda tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid serigala, wolf Movie didn't even make the bahagian, atas Movie for the charts; Valentines hari WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your e-mel was on your site. I wanted to let anda know this is what i thought of the serigala, wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

hei Universal, anda just got PWNED. That's what anda get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now anda hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!
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posted by RavenclawRocks
First of all, this is MY opinion. If anda don't agree, that's fine. If anda do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would tarikh Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the saat hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
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11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter buku in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Filem got him after the Harry Potter Filem were finished with him.

3. senarai other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that anda think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, anda don't like yourself....
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Okay. I know what anda are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight artikel but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me senarai the reasons why children, teens and adults can Cinta Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...
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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start Penulisan about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...
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posted by Sophia21
Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the tajuk to errors.

My apologise to Twilight peminat-peminat if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the buku like twice this bulan and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole senarai on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction buku to be scientifically accurate. But if anda plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...
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I made a senarai of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If anda can give explanation answering the soalan ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky soalan because there are a lot of artikel-artikel about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter peminat-peminat respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell anda which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
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1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides sejak calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies sejak Penulisan about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The buku aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken sejak the end of the...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that anda arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and anda will Cinta it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to anda that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe anda didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. atau maybe anda didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But anda get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Membaca a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an epal, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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