Harry Potter vs. Twilight Article: RavenclawPride's Anti-Story

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posted by RavenclawPride

There is this girl, and her name is Danielle.
But, on Fanpop, she is known as RavenclawPride, and that is the name I shall use.

RavenclawPride was in her school one day, and everyone was talking about this new book, and how it was about to be adapted into a movie. Interested, she went to the nearest bookstore and bought the book, which was called Twilight.

She read it, and fell into the craze, getting merchandise for her birthday, talking about it in school everyday, and, when it was released, watched the movie.

To her, the movie was absolute crap. She decided to read the book again to make her feel better, and she saw that the book was bad too.

She read the sequels, hoping to see something better. New Moon was slightly better than its predecessor, so she decided to read the Eclipse too.

Eclipse was slightly better than the two before it. So she decided to read the last book, Breaking Dawn.

BREAKING DAWN WAS ABSOLUTE CRAP.

( I would talk about the movies, but I might end up ranting. So I won't. )

Anyway, the movies, Breaking Dawn, and all the crazy peminat-peminat turned RavenclawPride anti.

Being an anti is tough in a class full of fans. She only had two Friends who were anti as well, and they stuck together.

She decided to re-read the Harry Potter series to make her feel better. The effect was instant, and now she is a Harry Potter peminat again.

This only made situations worse.

Those two Friends also liked HP, and stuck sejak her, but liking HP and not Twilight kinda miffed some of her friends.

So RavenclawPride was searching Google, and found a forum called " 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight " on a website called Fanpop.
After Membaca all the pages ( it took a while ), she decided to sertai in.

RavenclawPride was welcomed in their conversation, and soon she joined in other things too. She made Friends on here.

And now we anti against Twilight together.

THE END.

nati30, venvargie and 1 other like this

harrypotterbest Nice anti story!

RavenclawPride Thanks :) Every single bit of this is true.

GemonkDruid W00t!

lucius_malloy Awesome :) I was gonna write mine, but I forgot... Tomorrow, then :)

boolander25 lol I love you RP. (not lesbo)

RavenclawPride ^I love you too! :3

venvargie Potato and I love you too~

RavenclawPride I love all you guyz :3

venvargie <3 I'll go write my anti-story right now. :3 Before I forget. xD

boolander25 There's a lot of love out there you know...

venvargie Indeed there is, <33333333333333

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter peminat-peminat are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER artikel-artikel HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 minit lalu via Plurk · komen · Like · View komen-komen on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 minit lalu ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 minit lalu ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 minit lalu ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores anda atau is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Cinta with anda — and anda are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells anda to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Cinta of your life. anda should stay with him since he will keep anda selamat, peti deposit keselamatan forever.
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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell anda that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Membaca them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

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:D

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Daniel / Harry

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Harry Potter is the book of THE buku

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Edward versus Harry

posted by ilovereading

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight atau duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. Vampires thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Vampires that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

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Plot Holes in Harry Potter

posted by Renesmee_XD

Disclaimer:
The artikel is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote artikel-artikel aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

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They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a lebih formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight Kekasih think in Twilight all the Vampires really are hot. But someone else might come along...

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posted by LilysLittleTwin

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One, she is pathetically whiny. anda could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up sejak pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a huraian of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

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posted by nessienjake

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I just found it seriously immature how both peminat-peminat of the series blame eachother.
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I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most artikel-artikel from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...

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1. If anda have Friends atau people that care about you, there's no need for anda to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
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For People who think the Cullens could beat the Harry Potter Trio in a Battle...

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Sorcerer's Stone

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I got it all under control
I can keep myself together
I’m not gonna break down
I know this is for the better
I know I must let anda leave
But I’m not gonna stop these tears
I know I must let anda walk away
But my hati, tengah-tengah will break anyway

‘Cause...

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Bella angsa, swan

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

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