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Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile berkata she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward berkata it was just because I was giving him the "don’t anda dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I suspect Malfoy did it. He does have a habit of doing that to people.

Emily





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace really looks dead. Some weird vampire-doctor-guy has been fallowing me around.
~Draco






Dear Diary,
Someone hit peace with the totallis-thingy. If it was Malfoy I am going to KILL HIM. Again, BAD HABIT! In other words, the stunning charm. I sent carsilile to spy on Malfoy. I told harry not to waste his time on him yet. I have snape whipping up a cure for what happened to peace. I basically have an all access pass to the potions room. When I told harry that and he asked me why. "Well lets just say I have an unlimited sumber of knowledge mr.hal-" and at that point he berkata that I had unlimited access to the potions room. WHAT! COUNTDOWN TO SORCERER'S STONE DAY: 1 WEEK!

Amelia





Dear Peace's Diary,
>Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
>b right back!!!!!!!!
>back.
>Emily chased me through most of the school
>I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.
>
>hey,
>it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
>~Peace Malfoy
>
>
>Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
>she looks confused. Uh ill be back
>~Draco





ACK!!!!!! 2morrow we are going to the sorcerer’s stone! And peace is nowhere to be found! Omg I am so dead! I need peace sejak my side when I battle any evil people that try to kill me. Shoot. Harry berkata that "there is no way that snape could have done it because Dumbledore could have defeated snape so easily..........Emily? Emily!? Right?" I kind of chocked up at that last part. Eh heh.





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
B right bak!!!!!!!!
Back.
Emily chased me through most of the school
I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.

Hey,
it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
~Peace Malfoy

Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
she looks confused. Uh ill be back
~Draco






K we just finished the first challenge to get to the sorcerers stone. Fluffy. Yeah, so called fluffy almost bit my arm off. I am so lucky that I can heal wounds. Eh heh. When we dropped down, Hermionie just told us to relax. Neither me nor Ron could do that very much. Bella came with us. That was not much fun. Bella went down first. Mostly because she saw fluffy and passed out. Oh-wait, harry wanted to write NO HARRY b right back with my seterusnya entry after we reach the seterusnya challenge.

Emily Potter (well hei peace can do it)





Dear diary,
me and Draco are in the place to get to the stone, I remembered the buku and I want Draco to be the hero so we went in it before Quirrel. Fluffy was easy to pass. I just played my flute. The devils snare was easy too. Draco got the flying key for the seterusnya one. seterusnya is the chess.

I’ll write again soon
~Peace





Kk, keys, hmmm...
I really don't want to do this" harry said. Ron shrugged "oh come on it'll be a pinch ok?" "Fine" harry said. "Emily do anda have any Nasihat for me before I go?"
"Yeah"
"What?"
"Get the key"
Harry glared at me. "Gee thanks, that’s helpful" "you’re welcome" I berkata cheerfully.

So, harry went off to get the key and we ran for the door. And......that's pretty much it for the Emily diary lapor for now, we are about to do the chess game and Ron wants me to be the other knight. Yay, I’m good at smashing things. He he he. K bye

The knight Emily






K I’m a knight in wizards chess I totally nailed the Queen in the game. WHAT! In the potions, I perpecahan, berpecah the potion with harry. And now........

Em





Voldemort. Knock. Out. Draco. I. write. Back. later
-Peace





Too weird to write, we found peace and Malfoy tied up, with a little note! Hold on-you’ll never believe this:
Dear people,
Hi, sorry about your Friends I couldn’t find the sorcerers stone, just this stupid rock. Quirrel’s dead. Off to find myself a new body, bye!
Love,
Lord Voldemort.

After he read it, harry looked up at me and berkata "is this for real?" "Er-I don’t know" I berkata "he dots his eyes with little hearts" well this is just- hey- what’s that misty thingy? Oh crap voldemort! HELP!

Emil-





Current status of:
Peace: Blacked out, dreaming of Draco
Draco: Blacked out, dreaming of himself





I spied on Dumbledore and harry: "is all this Kandi for me-hey- why is there so many empty wrappers on my bed?" "Ah yes" Dumbledore berkata "Emily came to visit anda a while ago" "I swear, that girls stomach is a bottomless pit" harry said. "Hey!" I said. "oh-harry-can I stay with anda and the Dursleys over the summer?" harry stared at me. "You’re kidding right?" "No, okay, think of it as this: if Dudley comes and tries to hurt you..." I cracked my knuckles.”Brilliant" harry said. Peace stirred in her bed. "Hey-what’s going on?" she said.


END OF BOOK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
posted by emilykuru
Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy hari in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, atau she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...
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There once was this girl named Bri, who had a best friend (for this article, we'll call her Z). Bri and Z had identical taste in books. So, when Z gave Bri Twilight for Krismas and told her how “great” it was and kept going on and on. She tried to convince Bri that it was better than Harry Potter (the book Bri had been obsessed with since she was nine) but Bri didn't believe that at all. Still, if Z liked it, then Bri knew she would like it. She had no hesitation when she cracked the binding. She was hooked.

Now, this was before Twilight grew to be psychotically massive, so when Bri came...
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It's pretty obvious from just my nama pengguna that I am a 'Twilighter',but I will try not to be biast in this article. So, lets compare the two...

Which made lebih money?

♥ The movie 'Twilight' made $69,637,740 in the USA and £2,508,422 in the UK, in its opening weekend. 'Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone/philosphers stone' made $90,294,621 in the USA and £16,335,627 in the UK, in its opening weekend.

♥ 'New Moon' in its opening weekend made $142,839,137 in the USA and £11,683,158 in the UK, whereas 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets' made $88,357,488 in the USA and £18,871,829 in...
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I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight lebih "popular" when HP sold lebih than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the tomato, sos tomato meter while HP is 83% in the tomato, sos tomato meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't anda see, HP is better even of anda turn the world upside down atau inside out!...
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These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...
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posted by one_a_kind4ever
Harry Potter vs. Twilight has always been an argument. I believe that Harry Potter is obviously the upper hand in my opinion. Both stories are both interesting and entertaining but the problem is deciding if one is better.

Harry Potter was written with an amazing storyline and many people have followed it for many years and even dress up for the premiers. In the eyes of danger Harry and his Friends risk their lives to save their world from falling apart. The story takes seven buku to tell their story. Each book is filled with adventure and a new lesson that Harry learns. peminat-peminat of the series...
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It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter buku and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and saat later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are anda here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He berkata cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but anda do owe me...."
"OWE anda WHAT!?"...
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posted by AstridGoof8219
There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One hari in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda berkata that she read the buku and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A hari later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue Membaca after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
lets say that bella and hermione were off Friends (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then anda found him again in Volterra, Italy and anda started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell anda about this. I am afraid that anda might be a little bit obssessive....
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