WHOA Bellatrix is going to be PISSED!

This artikel was actually wriiten sejak an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i telah diposkan it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the artikel proves that even though anda Cinta twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was anda one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop Membaca it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER anda DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking utama from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and berkata friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of buku they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my kegemaran book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the kedai he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell seterusnya to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man berkata looking at the kedai owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This artikel was NOT written sejak me. I found this somewhere else as a komen and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight peminat-peminat will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell anda my story. I Cinta Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one hari my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take Berlakon lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the buku and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that berkata 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining...

I've been seeing this soalan a lot lately. Twilight peminat-peminat don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this artikel in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No lebih than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what anda are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight artikel but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me senarai the reasons why children, teens and adults can Cinta Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start Penulisan about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the tajuk to errors.

My apologise to Twilight peminat-peminat if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the buku like twice this bulan and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole senarai on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction buku to be scientifically accurate. But if anda plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that anda arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and anda will Cinta it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to anda that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe anda didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. atau maybe anda didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But anda get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Membaca a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an epal, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my Penulisan folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with anda guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella sejak Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until anda agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn anda into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told anda I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, anda crazy witch
Now it's raining lebih than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been Penulisan a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the keseluruhan story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight sejak just "letting her characters handle the plot". There sejak making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write peminat fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good peminat fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie anda want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a senarai of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced sejak Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two buku sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, anda see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The saat features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter peminat-peminat are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER artikel-artikel HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores anda atau is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Cinta with anda — and anda are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells anda to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Cinta of your life. anda should stay with him since he will keep anda selamat, peti deposit keselamatan forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell anda that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Membaca them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...