HP Guys Gone Wild

I discovered these song spoofs in my Penulisan folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with anda guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella sejak Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until anda agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn anda into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told anda I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, anda crazy witch
Now it's raining lebih than ever
But we’re...

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1. he/she just berkata "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just berkata that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff atau hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot lebih then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

Well I've been Penulisan a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the keseluruhan story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight sejak just "letting her characters handle the plot". There sejak making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write peminat fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good peminat fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie anda want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a peminat of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for popular ikon-ikon like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, anda might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When anda turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a senarai of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced sejak Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two buku sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, anda see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The saat features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter peminat-peminat are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


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HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores anda atau is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Cinta with anda — and anda are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells anda to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Cinta of your life. anda should stay with him since he will keep anda selamat, peti deposit keselamatan forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell anda that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Membaca them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But anda need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Cinta story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the buku alih on. And have anda seen all the different...

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested sejak the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Serigala get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper tunjuk up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...

I am sure lot of anda won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These buku are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of Cinta and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However anda have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two bintang crossed Kekasih and the obstacles faced sejak them. HP...