Harry Potter Article: 17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry Searches for Horcruxes

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17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry Searches for Horcruxes

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it.

2. Conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother.

3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy."

4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently anda were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff.

5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins . . . and then run. Fast.

6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in.

7. . . . Admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency.

8. Tell him anda know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details.

9. Dress up as Dumbledore and say anda faked your own death.

10. Start an argument about Harry Potter shipping.

11. Tell him he's adopted and that he's really Hagrid's other half-brother.

12. Tell him Harry is his son and ask him if he's sure he wants to go through with Book 7 now, since it's become "soooo bintang Wars."

13. Tell him one of his Death Eaters is actually a member of the Order using Polyjuice Potion - but refuse to tell him who it is.

14. If he gets rid of some Death Eaters in the process of figuring this out, then all the better for Harry!

15. Tell him that one of his enemies is plotting against him in the Forbidden Forest.

16. Tell him all about your enemy/rival and how he's nothing compared to them. Perhaps he'll go after them rather than Harry.

17. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully.

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Hermione

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rupert grint is to hot!!!

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Source: Rupert Grint

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Dutch Cover of HP2

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Source: Uitgeverij De Harmonie

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Rupert Grint

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Harry Potter - tahun Four

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My opinoin on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 The video game

posted by hpandpjo

My opinion is that it gives way too many spoilers. I mean, I watched someone playing it and it was like Membaca the book! So my Nasihat is to not play video games of buku anda have not read yet. Please don't unless anda want to ruin your life. Your whole entire LIFE. To any sane person out there, follow my advice. Either that atau READ FASTER. To any Harry Potter fan, From Me!
P.S This is Nasihat from one Harry Potter peminat to another. And never name a yorkie shihtzu Howard. EVER. It just doesn't fit him. atau her.

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Things I learned From Harry Potter

posted by zar_far11

-The world is not perpecahan, berpecah into "good people" and Death Eaters.
-Know your weaknesses and learn to use them to your advantage.
-Belief in Wackspurts doesn't make anda less of a person.
-Eat chocolate, it really helps.
-It isn't who anda are, but what anda grow to be.
-Even if anda just believe anda swallowed Felix Felicis, anda will still do amazing things.
-Dementors affect both wizards and Muggles alike.
-Though the Snitch is small, it earns the most points when caught.
-The Sorting Hat might put anda in one house, but Hogwarts fights best when fully united.
-Death is but the seterusnya great adventure.
-Galleons...

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Wild and Crazy Theories: Teory #2: The True Identity of Nagini

posted by dragonsmemory

After rereading both DH and SS, I began to wonder. anda may have seen the picture of Harry releasing the snake in the zoo with JKR's komen on the snake being Nagini. I actually have a few problems with that. I realize that some of this can be called book-movie inconsistency, but this is a Wild and Crazy theory.

First off, gender. Consistently, Nagini is called female. HOWEVER, if anda listen carefully to the snake's voice in SS, it is clearly male.

Next, location. Voldemort must have made Nagini into a Horcrux fairly soon after doing the same (accidentally) with Harry. Thus, the snake in the...

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My Letter From The American Publishers of Harry Potter

posted by peppergirl30

Dear

Thank anda very much for your letter addressed to J.K.Rowling. We receive many letters from young people who ask Ms. Rowling how to become a writer and ask about her inspirations.

As anda can imagine, the great popularity of Harry Potter and his penulis have resulted in extraordinary demands on Ms. Rowling's time. The flood of letters reaching put to Ms. Rowling is truly overwhelming. Much as Jo Rowling wishes she could respond to each and every request, it is not humanly possible. She has asked us to respond to her many peminat-peminat and then ke hadapan all the letters she recieves.

Jo Rowling tells young...

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Highest-grossing films

posted by sharon-sel

Avatar is the highest-grossing film of all-time, with a global gross of almost $2.8 billion, and ten films have grossed in excess of $1 billion. All the films presented here have had a theatrical run in the last twenty years, and films that have not played during this period do not appear in the chart due to ticket-price inflation, population size and ticket purchasing trends not being considered. Gone with the Wind—first released in 1939—has earned $3.3 billion globally when adjusted to contemporary prices, making it the best all-time performer at the box office.[10] The most represented...

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~A Surprising Surprise~ Chapter Two

posted by kaboomgirl

All proper rights and respects to J.K.

Hermione's P.O.V

I let out a small gasp. When Wood described Abby, I though of a small, timid girl. I was quite wrong. In fact, as soon as she pulled up, I knew I was wrong. Even from outside anda could hear up-beat Muzik playing from the car.

But then she stepped out.

She wore a gray checkered mini skirt, a purple top, a cropped black jaket with bulu cuffs, stripped knee socks, and chunky black boots. But her clothes weren't nearly as shocking as her hair. Her hair was streaked rainbow.

"OLLIE!" She squealed as she ran up to hug Oliver.

"Abby?!" He sounded as...

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Harry Potter Charcter names

posted by Thecharliejay

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Mrs Abbott – Mother of Hannah Abbott, killed sejak Death Eaters
Hannah Abbott – Hufflepuff student in Harry Potter's year, member of Dumbledore's Army, later the landlady of the Leaky Cauldron and wife of Neville Longbottom.[1] She is portrayed sejak charlotte Skeoch in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Euan Abercrombie – Gryffindor student who enters Hogwarts in Harry's fifth year
Stewart Ackerley – Ravenclaw student who enters Hogwarts in Harry's fourth year
Falco Aesalon – Ancient Greek wizard, first known Animagus
Cornelius...

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bahagian, atas 50 movie profits of all time

posted by Thecharliejay

Rank tajuk Worldwide gross tahun Ref
1 Avatar $2,782,275,172 2009 [# 1]
2 Titanic $1,843,201,268 1997 [# 2]
3 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King $1,119,110,941 2003 [# 3]
4 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest $1,066,179,725 2006 [# 4]
5 Toy Story 3 $1,063,171,911 2010 [# 5]
6 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides $1,032,828,392 2011 [# 6]
7 Alice in Wonderland $1,024,299,904 2010 [# 7]
8 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 $1,008,460,000 2011 [# 8]
9 The Dark Knight $1,001,921,825 2008 [# 9]
10 Transformers: Dark of the Moon $982,892,000 2011 [# 10]
11 Harry...

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MOMS BUTTERBEER RECIPES

posted by dannylynn92

REGULAR
1 scoop of cool whip
butterscotch ice cream toppping mix till well blended
and cream soda <3 A&W

ICE CREAM BUTTERBEER
1 scoop of cool whip
butterscotch ice cream topping (mix till well blended)
cream soda A&W
1 scoop of vinallia ice cream

she made both for me today there her own recipes and they are so good anda just HAVE to try the ice cream one its amazing ive got a pic of the ice cream one in my pics if anda need to see what it looks like and make sure anda have a spoon it sets fast but its good even when its set

<3 happy butterbeer drinking kids

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Things Severus Snape is not allowed to do at Hogwarts any more:

posted by dancingninja

link and I saw something similar sejak link on this spot for link, and we just had to think up a senarai together for Severus as well :-). I Cinta these lists

1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because anda feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone...

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Snapes Surrogate son

posted by Persephone713

" always"

I hear all the time...from some how they think Snape truly hated Harry. atau how the two couldn't possibly like each other. But then again there are so many complex facts that would suggest otherwise. James and Sirius were mean to Severus when they were all at Hogwarts. And Snape had a fascination with the Dark Arts and preferred his studies to goofing off. Plus he had an abusive father and a mother who tried to tunjuk compassion but couldn't do anything about her husband. So Snape grew up bullied at utama and at school and his only outlet of affection was Lily Evans. Then of course that fateful...

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Remembering Nymphadora Tonks

posted by LifesGoodx3

Tonks and her husband, Remus Lupin,

Nymphadora Tonks, better known as simply "Tonks", was killed on May 2nd, 1998, in the Battle of Hogwarts. She was battling alongside her husband, Remus Lupin.

Tonks is the daughter of Andromeda Tonks, formerly Black. Her mother had gotten away from her families ways. She was not a Death Eater and she did not believe in blood-purity; Tonks took after her mother in that way.

The first time we see Tonks she is helping to safely alih Harry from the Dursleys house to 12 Grimmauld Place. That night she risked her life, but it was all for the cause. Tonks was both an auror and a member of the Order...

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HP Addict vs. Twitard - our argument.

posted by i-am-mariella

Soo; me and a girl in a class of mine who is known to be a Twilight peminat were at school, bored, and had finished our work. So we decided to have a little Debat (we do this all the time) over e-mail:
Ps; "Raavenclaw" is clearly me, sejak the way. And I don't think she's that good at debating - not that I am - but she doesn't speak for all Twilight fans. A lot of people on here are much better.

From: "Raavenclaw"
Sent: 24 January 2011 12:56
To: "Aurora"
Subject: RE:

Aurora:
hi cant wait to write about edward hahaa jk x

Raavenclaw:
:) i Cinta neville, he's bamf x

Aurora:
wierdo.
edwards too sexy for his volvo...

The Destroying Angel - (Barty Crouch Jr. peminat Fic)

posted by bendaimmortal

Sumamry: How exactly did Barty Crouch Jr. sertai the Death Eaters in June 1981?
Main author: WolfAngel'JR at FanFiction.Net (bendaimmortal here).
Rating: PG13
Chapters: 2

Authors: WolfAngel'JR & DrRockter.
Voldemort is viewed and written sejak DrRockter and Barty Crouch Jr. is viewed and written sejak me, AngelJunior. This is our role-play game topic, which I fixed into a fanfic mostly form my Junior's point of view, translated it into English and changed the title. DrRockter doesn't have a pen name here. I have her permission to siarkan this.
Disclaimer: We don't own the Harry Potter world, Barty Crouch...

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Petikan of J. K. Rowling

posted by JBDisneyDemi

Actually finishing it was the most remarkable feeling I've ever had... [I felt] euphoria, devastated... I was in a hotel room on my own, sobbing my hati, tengah-tengah out. I downed half a bottle of champagne in one and went utama with mascara all over my face.
J. K. Rowling
On finishing her seventh and last Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows.

I sat and thought for four (delayed train) hours, and all the details bubbled up in my brain, and this scrawny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who didn't know he was a wizard became lebih and lebih real to me.
J. K. Rowling
How the Harry Potter tale came...