Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.
Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death
Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill
Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.
Side effects: Might break Hagrid's hati, tengah-tengah if anda get into a close relationship with him.
Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and tunjuk yourself in public.
Especially recommended to: good actors and Pelakon wanita atau people who suffer from a lack of attention
Assumed probability of success: ~80% (under the assumption that anda are able to brew the Polyjuice Potion correctly atau get some correctly brewed potion from someone else)
Possible reasons for failure: The people anda tunjuk yourself to are Death Eaters, Muggles, cowards atau manage to arrest anda without killing.
Side effects: Might cause a mass panic, make a Rawak person become a hero and give the future History of Magic students lebih to learn.
Possibility three: Make an Unbreakable Vow that anda will die within a certain period of time – you'll either die atau die.
Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die during a specific action (e.g. while sleeping)
Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that anda manage to find two people willing to assist anda with the performance of the vow)
Possible reasons for failure: None
Side effects: None
Possibility four: Use a Time Turner and duel yourself.
Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die in a fight, but have no enemy who's good enough to stand a chance
Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that anda keep fighting until either anda atau anda are dead)
Possible reasons for failure: None
Side effects: You'll experience your own death twice (once as the killer and once as the killed)
Possibility five: Persuade Snape to become a double agent and convince him that it is necessary for his credibility to kill anda while members of the enemy group are watching.
Especially recommended to: People who want to give their death a higher purpose
Assumed probability of success: ~5%
Possible reasons for failure: Lack of enemy groups atau lack of influence on Snape
Side effects: Might pose a psychological strain for Snape, but will help fighting the enemy group
Possibility six: Have makan malam, majlis makan malam with twelve guests and get up from the meja, jadual before anyone else does.
Especially recommended to: People who believe what Professor Trelawney says
Assumed probability of success: ~0.0000000001%
Possible reason for failure: Lack of coincidence
Side effects: anda might have a nice evening.
Possibility seven: Keep drinking Aging Potion until anda die of decrepitude.
Especially recommended to: People who share the medieval belief that suicides will burn in hell and therefore want to die a natural death.
Assumed probability of success: ~85% (under the assumption that anda are able to brew a sufficient amount of Aging Potion correctly atau get enough correctly brewed potion from someone else)
Possible reasons for failure: The growing age makes anda so clouded that anda forget your plan (and therefore stop drinking) before it makes anda die.
Side effects: anda get to know how anda look as a very old person.
Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death
Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill
Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.
Side effects: Might break Hagrid's hati, tengah-tengah if anda get into a close relationship with him.
Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and tunjuk yourself in public.
Especially recommended to: good actors and Pelakon wanita atau people who suffer from a lack of attention
Assumed probability of success: ~80% (under the assumption that anda are able to brew the Polyjuice Potion correctly atau get some correctly brewed potion from someone else)
Possible reasons for failure: The people anda tunjuk yourself to are Death Eaters, Muggles, cowards atau manage to arrest anda without killing.
Side effects: Might cause a mass panic, make a Rawak person become a hero and give the future History of Magic students lebih to learn.
Possibility three: Make an Unbreakable Vow that anda will die within a certain period of time – you'll either die atau die.
Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die during a specific action (e.g. while sleeping)
Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that anda manage to find two people willing to assist anda with the performance of the vow)
Possible reasons for failure: None
Side effects: None
Possibility four: Use a Time Turner and duel yourself.
Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die in a fight, but have no enemy who's good enough to stand a chance
Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that anda keep fighting until either anda atau anda are dead)
Possible reasons for failure: None
Side effects: You'll experience your own death twice (once as the killer and once as the killed)
Possibility five: Persuade Snape to become a double agent and convince him that it is necessary for his credibility to kill anda while members of the enemy group are watching.
Especially recommended to: People who want to give their death a higher purpose
Assumed probability of success: ~5%
Possible reasons for failure: Lack of enemy groups atau lack of influence on Snape
Side effects: Might pose a psychological strain for Snape, but will help fighting the enemy group
Possibility six: Have makan malam, majlis makan malam with twelve guests and get up from the meja, jadual before anyone else does.
Especially recommended to: People who believe what Professor Trelawney says
Assumed probability of success: ~0.0000000001%
Possible reason for failure: Lack of coincidence
Side effects: anda might have a nice evening.
Possibility seven: Keep drinking Aging Potion until anda die of decrepitude.
Especially recommended to: People who share the medieval belief that suicides will burn in hell and therefore want to die a natural death.
Assumed probability of success: ~85% (under the assumption that anda are able to brew a sufficient amount of Aging Potion correctly atau get enough correctly brewed potion from someone else)
Possible reasons for failure: The growing age makes anda so clouded that anda forget your plan (and therefore stop drinking) before it makes anda die.
Side effects: anda get to know how anda look as a very old person.
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Please sertai the fight against house elf suffrage. So far we only have about 25 members, and we need more! please Help!!!!!