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Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's hati, tengah-tengah if anda get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and tunjuk yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and Pelakon wanita atau people who suffer from a lack of attention

Assumed probability of success: ~80% (under the assumption that anda are able to brew the Polyjuice Potion correctly atau get some correctly brewed potion from someone else)

Possible reasons for failure: The people anda tunjuk yourself to are Death Eaters, Muggles, cowards atau manage to arrest anda without killing.

Side effects: Might cause a mass panic, make a Rawak person become a hero and give the future History of Magic students lebih to learn.

Possibility three: Make an Unbreakable Vow that anda will die within a certain period of time – you'll either die atau die.

Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die during a specific action (e.g. while sleeping)

Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that anda manage to find two people willing to assist anda with the performance of the vow)

Possible reasons for failure: None

Side effects: None

Possibility four: Use a Time Turner and duel yourself.

Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die in a fight, but have no enemy who's good enough to stand a chance

Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that anda keep fighting until either anda atau anda are dead)

Possible reasons for failure: None

Side effects: You'll experience your own death twice (once as the killer and once as the killed)

Possibility five: Persuade Snape to become a double agent and convince him that it is necessary for his credibility to kill anda while members of the enemy group are watching.

Especially recommended to: People who want to give their death a higher purpose

Assumed probability of success: ~5%

Possible reasons for failure: Lack of enemy groups atau lack of influence on Snape

Side effects: Might pose a psychological strain for Snape, but will help fighting the enemy group

Possibility six: Have makan malam, majlis makan malam with twelve guests and get up from the meja, jadual before anyone else does.

Especially recommended to: People who believe what Professor Trelawney says

Assumed probability of success: ~0.0000000001%

Possible reason for failure: Lack of coincidence

Side effects: anda might have a nice evening.

Possibility seven: Keep drinking Aging Potion until anda die of decrepitude.

Especially recommended to: People who share the medieval belief that suicides will burn in hell and therefore want to die a natural death.

Assumed probability of success: ~85% (under the assumption that anda are able to brew a sufficient amount of Aging Potion correctly atau get enough correctly brewed potion from someone else)

Possible reasons for failure: The growing age makes anda so clouded that anda forget your plan (and therefore stop drinking) before it makes anda die.

Side effects: anda get to know how anda look as a very old person.
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I ran up to my room and flopped onto my bed. How could this have happened? There must have been a mistake. I buried my head into my bantal and thought of what I would have to do as a muggle. I'd have to go to a muggle school, and make muggle friends. I'd have to get a job and earn muggle money... Which I don't understand. I heard a quiet knock on my door. "Ron?" I heard a voice ask. I didn't reply. The door opened and I felt a weight upon the bottom of my bed. "Ron, it will be alright" I heard my dad say. "Why has this happened?" I turned over and asked my dad. He was still wearing his work...
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101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "TheSorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
102. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not evenfor entertainment purposes.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
104. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" atau "Debbie".
105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
106. Hagrid does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.
107. I am...
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The seterusnya day, during class, it was extremely hard for me to focus. Hugo's words haunted me. They're still going to make the horcruxes. We offically had a first-class problem on our hands, and it wasn't going to be easy to solve. We debated telling our cousins, but we still weren't sure if we wanted them involved, until James pointed out that they already are since they know about Hugo.
So we're all going down for a visit, (even Aimee and Lizzie) to see them after school. I think I'm the only one out of our crew that's really nervous about it, because I know that Louis will blow his top.
And...
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CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

VOLDEMORT'S PLAN



While Harry Potter was in Hhogwarts getting hit sejak Bludgers and losing his memory, Lord Voldemort was having problems of his own. So far, all of his plans to capture Potter had failed.
"What is the news?" Bellatrix Lestrange asked. Like all the Death Eaters, she was fiercely loyal to him, perhaps too much so.
"Nagini tells me that the boy is as vulnerable s ever. Dear, Bellatrix, for the plan to succeed, the boy must trust us," Voldemort said, caressing the huge snake. Bellatrix bowed and went to find Yaxley, who came quickly.
"You requested me?" he said,...
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1. Dumbledore has absolutely no clue how to act like a muggle, so anda should never encourage him to try

2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with Membaca fanfiction about himself

3. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, anda might as well surrender

4. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy

5. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter)

6. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year

7. Harry Potter is emo

8. Harry Potter is very...
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New from J.K. Rowling

Clothings..

Wizards at large in the Muggle community may reveal themselves to each other sejak wearing the colours of purple and green, often in combination. However, this is no lebih than an unwritten code, and there is no obligation to conform to it. Plenty of members of the magical community prefer to wear their favourite colours when out and about in the Muggle world, atau adopt black as a practical colour, especially when travelling sejak night.

The International Statute of Secrecy laid down clear guidelines on dress for witches and wizards when they are out in public.

When mingling...
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